Exactly. If there's a problem, you guys will fix it and move on.

You've heard the old saying "Good fences make good neighbors", right?

Don't forget farts on live TV.

Especially by rifles. They account for 400-500 homicides a year.

I wonder how they felt in 2017? It kinda felt about 90-10 back then.

He's going to ban meat, grain, dairy, and vegetable shipments from those dirty Red States too, right?

I will happily leave this life on Earth without ever watching that commercial or buying another Jeep. I may not even look seriously at another Dodge product after that unless I buy it used off of another MAGA brother or sister. I'm just fucking done.

Beautifully eloquent truth.

It's not a $50 bill, brother. It's a gift from Donald Trump. Your grandchildren will want to hear the story of how you got it over and over.

Missouri and (I think) Oklahoma are doing something similar. I love where this is going.

We were at Yellowstone in September and I got Karen'd by some shrew at the cafeteria at Old Faithful because my mask didn't cover my nose. If I hadn't been so hungry I'd have told her to go fuck herself. The whole State of Wyoming had no mandate, so she was extra moist because she got to throw her weight around to park visitors. The good news is that about everyone we encountered at the park was MAGA.

They'd run out of both prizes and replacement heads.

Eh, don't be so hard on Teddy. He spanked Taft but good. Wilson crushed it, though. It wasn't even close and if Teddy hadn't run Wilson would likely have beaten Taft even harder. It's just where the voters' minds were at the time, for better or worse.

Shit, day 1 is just getting the pronouns straight. I mean correct.

My favorite as well.

I just bought one of those in 300 Win Mag back in December. I went with a Crimson Trace as well, since Nikon cucked out of the riflescope game.

Go make solar panels, faggots.

I hear ya. Kerry's "Go make solar panels" comment has me fucking furious. Does he mean the workers that his boss displaced should go work for the Chinese mining companies that are stripping Africa of its resources or the Chinese sweatshops that are manufacturing the panels? Maybe they should go see if the railroads will hire them to haul the oil to the Gulf that's still being pumped, pipeline or not. Not only is he a pussy, he's an ignorant, arrogant asshole on top of it all.

That's what I thought, too. Time traveler confirmed.

I'd be ok with keeping the East-West interstates open for travel like a turnpike, with inline plazas for fuel, food, sleep, etc. Customs at every exit.

Back in the 2016 campaign someone made a derogatory comment that Trump supporters were like centipedes. It just stuck.

I'd be content to let the blue states eat each other for a few years.

There's almost a fearful undertone to it, but the author does seem to be trying to spin it that Biedermann is a loose cannon who doesn't really believe his own spiel, what with the American flag still flying over his hardware store with more for sale inside.

Rural Ohio is dark red, too. The blue cities are what makes us purple. We've had 2 "Republican" governors in a row now, but few democrats could have been any worse. I'm over it; if Texas and the plains/southern states want to make a go of it, we're selling off and heading down.

I've mentioned this more than once in the past few days. The smoothbrains don't understand that none of this stops oil production in Canada.