Please call Joe 3 0 3 3 0 - we need good speach writers just like you!

This person's mental fill... fillness is just like mine!

C'mon man! Are you a junky? I can perfectly distinguish peanut butter from my wife Barack Obama.

Man, please send you resume to Biden... 0 3 3 0 3 0, I need you as my speachperson who write speaches.

Look fat, this woman... forgot her name... has nicest hair (smells almost as nice as my curly leg hair). This is sexist to post something like this - women are almost as bright as men.

C'mon man! I smell everyone, I am not a racist. However all poor people smell the same, unlike Latino community.

Hey, this old dude looks just like me! Is he also running for Senate?

C'mon man! I debate every morning with my mirror and every time beat that ugly crazy old bastard! Don't question my mental fillness to run for Senate...

Look, fat! I can perfectly remember my sister's name and never forgot it since our marriage... C'mon man! I know you trying to goad me. But I can sit and debate WHO. Don't question my mental fillness!