I'd rather watch a Twitch streamer play a football video game.

Twitter fact checks by banning people who tell the truth.

Good at protesting bad at spelling.

Harvard education everyone.

Pretty typical of women to be honest.

Her: "Biden is doing stuff!" Me: "What kind of stuff?" Her: "I don't know! But stuff is getting done!"

My friend told me that his cousin got it and was put on a respirator. Now he's paralyzed. This is all hearsay and I can't independently verify his claims, but I highly doubt the coof paralyzed his cousin.

Save California vote MAGA.

The only thing they are fighting for is to keep those things alive, so they can make money off of them.

NEVER apologize for telling the truth.

BLM is an excuse for Marxism and black supremacy.

Oh no! Anyway

Math is clearly a tool of white supremacy. /s

What is 44% of zero?

"Shall not be infringed."

Must be another teacher goof off day, whoops, I mean "planning day."

Grifters gonna grift.

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"Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth? C'est la vie. Adiós. Good riddance. Fuck you!"

"Get'em while they're young." Just like the tobacco industry. They infiltrated education and brainwashed people en masse using tax dollars to do it. Now you're seeing the fruits of their decades long endeavor.

"Front line" healthcare workers: "We need help!" Me: Yeah we know, you're all mentally ill.

People still watch SNL? It's still on? That's the real headline.

Democrats call for violence for years. Trump tells people to fight back and suddenly the GOP is the party of violence. Sounds about right.

Trump: "Breathing is great!" Leftists

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another red pill for you

Should have told him to shove his mask up his ass where his head is.