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Maybe they can concentrate us in a camp somewhere /s
Vax companies: You WILL respect my author-i-tay
I'm old enough to remember when the cdc lowered the testing cycles right after the xiden inauguration
Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--
Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--
Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket
Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--
Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--
female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.
Female fan: It's big!
Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--
Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.
Who were the RINO that changed their vote?
Xe is on the cusp of realizing the truth but srill won't accept the reality of the situation
When we liberate Taiwan
When we liberate Taiwan
TIL attacking a sovereign nation is liberating them.
TIL canceling free speech is upholding the first ammendment.
Eating a spoonful of sugar also works every time
ThAts hOw yOu kNoW iTs woRkiNg
Can't get covid if the Vax kills you first.
There are only 7 states younger than Idaho, so meme checks out.
....And why that'd a good thing.
If only someone had tried to warn her smug commie ass.....
I probably have but haven't logged in in over 6 months so idk.
Because there were 40,000 more total votes cast for governor than there were for the other state wide elections that year, and he "won" by.... wait for it, 40k votes.
Didn't know dominion machines did that
Imagine being in the SS and half your job is spent protecting hiding children being molested from by the president when the cameras are rolling.
But I know two that died shortly after getting the vax
But you'll spend 1000 times that .16 getting to the store
None from the scamdemic but 2 from the vax.
Translation: crime was up 534% in Apr but in June it's only up 512% so crime is on the decline.
(Disclaimer: actual crime stats may vary because I made up these numbers for illustrative purposes.)
But too many have not figured it out yet
Boys N the Hood, starring Mel Gibson, Brad Pitt, Pierce Brosnan, & Michelle Phifer.