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Jayl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here, what kind of sword has a tip like that and why are there veins running through it?

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Jayl 9 points ago +10 / -1

One eyed trouser snake being released from his cargo hull.

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Jayl 15 points ago +15 / -0

It seems like all the doomers don't even know the case isn't even about fraud but about how states changed rules without going through their legislative branch.

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Jayl 13 points ago +13 / -0

Was hoping that sniffing children would no longer be considered creepy.

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Jayl 11 points ago +11 / -0

Even if they don't let him in he can just stare at them through the windows. If they close the blinds just stick around til it gets dark to make sure they stay closed.

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Jayl 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

You can have a male pussy if that's what you feel you have.

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Jayl 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's supposed to be a wipe with fingers not an insert of the thumb.

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Jayl 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's nice of Blumenthal to use his dial up connection so we don't have to see his burn victim complexion.

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Jayl 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got millions from Moscow, The mayor's wife made it rain, Mismanaged billions from China, smoking meth has fried my brain.

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Jayl 17 points ago +17 / -0

They're good then. They have a choice of oil or water depending on what the Bumblebee is packed in.

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