by Graylik
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Jcmeyer5 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Go fuck yourselves” works just as well as “STOP”

by Graylik
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Jcmeyer5 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fun trick. You can text to that phone number 55404. Tell them what you think.

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can see it now... a recursive PC routine that never ends.

function demasculinizing(word) If (word contains "man") then replace "man" with "woman" in word run demasculinizing(word) end if end

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Jcmeyer5 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if it is an old school hockey mask... and my last name is Voorhees?

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Jcmeyer5 1 point ago +1 / -0

And on day 9 of 10 veto that fucker!

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoever did Big Mike’s boob job really screwed it up!

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feels like a consolation prize

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Jcmeyer5 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCK! Don't DO that to me! I am overweight and out of shape. I can't take another shot to the heart like that!

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Jcmeyer5 1 point ago +2 / -1

Eh.... that's not really how the math works on it, but I get the point.

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

The worst things ever done to education are making it mandatory, and giving it away for free to anyone. How much better would our school systems be if you had to be worthy of your education after, say, 8th grade? What dont you know after 8th grade that you NEED to get a job? You can read, write, and do math. After 8th grade, you should have the option to “graduate” to working class (factory, service industry, etc.), and your right to further education should be contingent on your ability to be a productive member of society (not a criminal thug or disruptive jackass).

Frankly, something obtained at no cost is not appreciated. I’d end piblically paid schooling too, but I know I would get a bunch of pushback on that.

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Jcmeyer5 1 point ago +1 / -0

I looked at that and thought... what does a greater than or equal sign have to do with anything. Then I saw it. Now I can’t unsee it!

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Jcmeyer5 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you believe that, then there’s really no hope for you.

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are servers even needed? That’s the shit that has to stop.

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wednesday’s headline:

Far right lunatic found dead in DC park from apparent suicide. FBI says he shot himself in the black of the head twice. In completely unrelated news, damning election data turned over to the FBI has mysteriously vanished, while its author’s house spontaneously burst into flames.

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Jcmeyer5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man, there is nothing else I want for Christmas.

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Jcmeyer5 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m thinking some sort of liver or kidney diseaae

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