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noah get the boat

the comments for this post on shreddit cause cancer just FYI.

please clap

this is making it sound like I have to opt-in or enroll with my employer, that it's not just automatic. Am I reading that right? my employer hasn't communicated a thing about this.

this is what happens when the media tells you to be excited about a candidate and there's no actual excitement

just signed up

this is what an actual summary execution in the streets looks like. why do I get the feeling he's going to get less than a 1st degree murder charge.... hmm...

arm spaghetti

the boomerang edit on lefty makes it look like he was racking his slide before aiming at Kyle. probably why he didnt get a shot off.

friendly fire, probably the back shot.

There's never been and never will be a goalpost that doesn't get moved.

His palms are spaghetti

yeah yeah I know its getting deferred. we still owe. its a shitpost lol have some fun

Roth 401k or IRA contributions are made with after tax dollars. When Trump signs the EO to defer the income tax this year, the "after tax" dollars wont have been taxed, thus you get the benefits of contributing to a Roth account without the downside of having to pay taxes up front.

based womp merchant

this is nothing compared to Jeb in 2016!

Hawaiian judge has entered the chat

you know, they are right... every time I wake up in the morning, I pour a cup of coffee and think about how the monopoly man has the same skin color as me! What a time to be alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os63_osqIzo

listen fat, buy my guac bowls

Jeb got 538

remember when net neutrality getting repealed was going to ruin the internet, our ISPs would start charging us for the websites we visited, and start targeting people based on their browsing habits?