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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember the night I had my first beer ...

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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is this, soft core porn for ants?

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Radical" - anyone who is a Constitutional originalist.

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Pay your taxes but not your bills.” - The American Left

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Downvote me if you want, but as comrade who has lived his entire life in the west, that type of voice/accent is painfully hard on my ears.

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JediMasterGandalf 20 points ago +20 / -0

Of course not! She wouldn't tolerate that and she knows I wouldn't either.

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JediMasterGandalf 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sorry, no.

;-)

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JediMasterGandalf 42 points ago +42 / -0

Wife and daughter are both MAGA gals. So is my son's GF. Ditto for the mom next door, the old lady across the street and the mom behind us.

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

America was founded on Judeo-Christian values. Those values are written all over the historical record, whether you want to admit it or not. It is true the nation was founded on religious freedom, which includes the freedom to not practice any religion, but the earliest settlers did not come here to "escape religion." That is demonstrably false. If you believe that you simply do not know United States history.

The fact that people like to drink (both in the 18th and 21st centuries) has zero bearing on any of this.

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JediMasterGandalf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, not sure what the point is. George had a lifelong abhorrence for alcohol abuse - only drank a bit of wine with dinner himself. He did not “pour beer and whiskey down his gullet.”

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, they are assholes. I’ve dealt with them all my life here in California. However they are very intelligent ... for birds.

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JediMasterGandalf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, I shouted "Not me, nor anyone I know!" at the TV set.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the parlance of our times, “dank” means “awesome” or “spicy“ to the cool kids. Not long ago, “spicy memes” were referred to as “dank memes.”

Full disclosure: am Dad of millenials.

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