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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm with Straxeel. I've never bought into the Dr. Seuss bullshit. His poetry was shit. If I tried to write poetry with made-up words in a grade school creative writing assignment, I'd have gotten an F.

Plus, he was a shitty person. Fuck that guy.

However, I also believe it should be the market that cancels him, not the woke mob or the government.

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JediMasterGandalf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahem, it's A-Women now.

Get with the program.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +2 / -1

Larpers and doomers can be larpers and doomers without being glowies. Maybe they're just gutless morons.

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JediMasterGandalf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Merry Christmas to all liberty-loving patriots.

May God bless GEOTUS and us all!

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, I got it as well.

I flipped double barrel middle fingers at my phone.

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JediMasterGandalf 8 points ago +8 / -0

El Capitan is begging for this.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our sheriff has already stated publicly that his deputies will not enforce this.

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no memory of this vegetable.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, yeah? I hate Newsome more than you hate Wolf.

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JediMasterGandalf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Starting out a relationship with a lie? What could possibly go wrong?

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JediMasterGandalf 21 points ago +21 / -0

The Second Amendment does NOT specifically mention pitchforks!

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JediMasterGandalf 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of the things you get with free speech is a lot of haters and crazies.

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JediMasterGandalf 31 points ago +31 / -0

Isn’t that a region between the Sahara Desert, the Mediterranean Sea and the Nile River?

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