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JediMasterGandalf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yuge.

Now, let's see some indictments.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

If these scientists think Earth isn't all that great, wait til they get a load of Mars ...

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give or take a few hundred LYs, yes.

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JediMasterGandalf 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he has a short attention span, I doubt there is catch-all video that would encapsulate everything for him in a way he could digest.

I’d start by asking him what he believes is the most important issue facing the country and start there.

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Britain needs Nigel, but godammit, I’d welcome him as a US citizen.

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find it interesting that folks think the citizenry has some expected moral obligation to be truthful to unsolicited pollsters.

I would absolutely fuck with them if they ever called me and I’d sleep like a baby.

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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure, I can reimagine Earth to be a more perfect planet, but in reality, it’s by far the best spot in the neighborhood.

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JediMasterGandalf 6 points ago +6 / -0

True story: when VH was still a Pasadena garage band in the late 70s, we used to have them all the fucking time at our school dances. Whenever we couldn’t book a new band, someone would invariably say, ”Well, we can always get Van Halen ... “ They got huge about a year after I graduated HS.

RIP, Edward.

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JediMasterGandalf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Folk really hate having their hypocrisy exposed.

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JediMasterGandalf 10 points ago +11 / -1

Or ... and I know this sounds like a crazy idea ... you could just ignore posts like these if they trouble you.

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same polls that told us Hillary would win in 2016, that Trump had no chance.

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JediMasterGandalf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Endorsements are a silly argument for supporting or not supporting a candidate. It's lazy. "Oh, I support candidate A because so-and-so supports candidate B."

Lazy retards.

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +5 / -3

As a Christian, I have this to say:

Fuck off.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pssst, I haven’t had a Big Mac in twenty years. However, when I was in college, my remedy for a hangover was a Big Mac and a Hawaiian Punch.

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JediMasterGandalf 80 points ago +80 / -0

quietly buys year's supply of Big Macs

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