Jesus, calm your boner, he didn't confirm anything.
Other than he's saving the world.
I used to know a couple that would take the first day of school off from their respective jobs. As soon as the kids were in school, they'd head to a local watering hole, get lit up, and then go home and have loud and enthusiastic sex. (At least this is what they claimed.)
I can only imagine what some parents will be doing this year!
Eh, I don't usually eat at places with names like "El Som."
"El Empacho" or "Los Barrachos" is more my style.
WAY better than introducing yourself as Joe Biden's husband.
As long as it don't go all Fatal Attraction on yo ass.
Good times!
Yep, the Ching Chong Flu disappears as a threat on November 4.
Yep. Chewed on sour grass and ate fruit from neighborhood tress without gasp washing it first!
Dude, American Samoa, not Hawaii. Read the article before posting.
She just cray-cray enough to do it.
Tonight, MSM intensifies screeching for Masks, School Closings, & Social Isolation.
More like Michael Weasel, amirite?
The DNC Convention has been SOOOOO boring! Thank God we have some entertainment today.
Well done!
I've got some old ones you can burn, while I replace them with Coopers.
Exactly. This is counterproductive.
How ‘bout you just manufacture and sell fucking tires?
I see kids with masks on and I burn with anger at their parents.
Sara Carter is my waifu.
That's kinda the name of the game in presidential party politics.
Meh, the shills will lose out on the best night's sleep in the whole wide world.
I want to move to Baltimore just long enough to vote for Kimberly.
I wish she would get outta my life and shut up!