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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the heads-up! Got a couple comments in before they deactivated the First Amendment Private Corporation®'d it. Upvoted every patriot comment I saw.

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

The people asked for amogus, and Stonetoss delivered.

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JiubUnbound 30 points ago +31 / -1

Don't pack up those robes just yet! The sign says 'No Blacks', plural, so we're allowed to have one!

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JiubUnbound 12 points ago +12 / -0

"1776 SHALL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!"
*knob is turned one notch from 1984 towards 1776*
"Whoa-ho now, guys! Think of the optics!"

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

2000: "Al Gore says he invented the internet? Pffft! What a liar! As if anyone believes that."
2006: "Guys! The world's gonna end unless we do something about Global Warmings! Al Gore said so!!!"

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JiubUnbound 12 points ago +12 / -0

You've seen Tik Tok Dancers! Now check out Tin Pot Dancers! Default Dance on those peasants as you attempt to crush their livelihoods!

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the links. Yeah, if they got hammered with ice, that'd do it. Haven't heard anything about it around here nor seen anyone online talking about outages.

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We're going to primary you."
"You can't do this to me! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED!?!"
"Yes, we do, actually. Nothing at all. Which is why we're primarying you."
"Misery, misery, misery - that's what you've chosen!"
"Look at Li'l RINO Jr. Gonna cry?"

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JiubUnbound 19 points ago +19 / -0

This tumblr post for-realsies journalism is listed under the header of 'Glamour', so perhaps the author is revealing that the scrunchie serves another purpose.

Completing Dr. First Lady Jill Biden's ensemblé was a washed-out, oversized t-shirt featuring a graphic of Bugs Bunny and the Tasmanian Devil in urban apparel and no shortage of 'tude - itself a reflection of the doctor's own uncompromising determination as well as an implicit threat to any tr*mpers that this doctor won't be intimidated. Heather grey sweat pants with both cigarette burns and an unsightly tear in the crotch screamed #IDGAFFRRN💯 while her dog-chewed Keds were a bold and brash statement on the transgender pay gap.

So if you're looking to be the most seen yas queen👑💅 and want to turn heads at the Kroger's while you fish for expired coupons from a plastic box in the checkout lane, then steal fortify her look! The scrunchie is back! And it's no longer just for peasants!

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The Dream Sheets of liberty must be warshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

WLWT - leading the way in local faggotry!

Channel 5 is the worst. They sucked big-time before the Scamdemic. I don't watch TV, but from what I've seen at other people's places this past year, their coverage is the absolute worst of fear-mongering and propagandizing in the greater-Cincinnati area.

The tri-state's had an assload of snow (for us) lately, and my mom had Channel 5 on when I finished up cleaning their driveway the other morning. Not once during the whole time I was there did any of the propagandists mention Chynavirus. The ghouls seemed almost giddy to drop the narrative for the morning and instead return to their classic 'snowpocalypse' shtick. Seeing a dumb bimbo in an overkill parka report on how two retards wrecked their snow-covered SUVs on that shitty train 'n' car combo bridge in Scuvington was like peering back in time.

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