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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

frick <- I like to keep this handy for close encounters.

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JiubUnbound 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I hope you're right. I really do."

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I was thinking of that, too.

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JiubUnbound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Neither of those verminous creatures are human.

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JiubUnbound 62 points ago +62 / -0

"Senses 'impending doom'"!? Are you fucking kidding me?

"The end is nigh! I can feel it in me bones! The entrails have foretold a pestilential apocalypse...any day now! Repent, ye heretics who have not heeded the counsel of St. Fauci the Wise! The febrile visage of Papa Nurgle appeared in me tea leaves, he did, and promised a Doom on all the world should we remain idle! We must needs cut out the hearts of our children atop the ziggurat and set fire to our harvest! This shall bring hardships unnumbered in the days to cone, 'tis true, but t'would be far brighter than the unfathomable and everlasting darkness of the Doom!"

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JiubUnbound 18 points ago +18 / -0

Crowd-sourced censorship.

"We won't remove these books, because we're a dauntless bastion of free speech, but we won't replace them if they were to tragically go missing." *huh-wink, goblin grin*

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JiubUnbound 29 points ago +29 / -0

Me Chinese, me play joke, me give asshoe a long poke.

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

"How 'The Cream Will Rise To The Top' Became The New Dogwhistle Of The Alt-Right Trumper Domestic Insurrectionist Doubleplus Heckin' White Supremerinos"

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Explosive but mostly peaceful fortification of democracy.

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Northern Africans are not black

ayo hol up how you asplain Kangland then?

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JiubUnbound 35 points ago +35 / -0

Whoa now, sweaty! 'Wear your face mask', singular? As in not multiple!? Do you realize just how many millions of grandmas your negligent advice could have killed!?! Now say thirty Our Faucis and reflect upon your wicked ways.

May The Science forgive your sins.

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