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JiubUnbound 8 points ago +8 / -0

The flames of Peperion, the Kek Dread, burned hot enough to melt granite steel beams. Not even the thick basement walls of Bidenhal, thought to be impregnable, could withstand the dragon's relentless assault.

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the type of tone-deaf and over-the-top event you see Batman villains crash or where an obscure member of Spider-Man's rogues gallery makes a return.

The kind of event that's so cartoonishly-callous it can only exist in the pages of a comic or in a Saturday morning cartoon.

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fauchi has already warned of a possible G.R.I.D.S. 2.0 arising from "super-spreader" events in Coastal California.

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, Magyarpede, but their handlers do.

However, given all of the shady shit our traitors have been pulling in the dead of the night as of late, I wouldn't be surprised if they're domestic cucks thinking they're being sneaky. In reality, they have all of the subtlety of a flaming dumpster rolling downhill on a brick road.

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, if his show gets banned, he's just gonna go fishing. He'll just be comfortable living in the woods, hunting with his dog...in Missouri, The Land of A Thousand Lakes.

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JiubUnbound 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's not even including the Frens Foreign Legion :)

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Damn the JoePedo! Full speed ahead!"

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JiubUnbound 21 points ago +21 / -0

Dante: "It won a Humanitus."
Randal: "What's that?"
Dante: "An award for TV shows that don't use words like 'retarded'."
Randal: "That's retarded. And queer."

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JiubUnbound 16 points ago +16 / -0

As the Master Chief Justice of the new Triple Double Stack XXL Crunchwrap Supreme Court®, I speak for all 93 ultra deluxe justices when I rule in favor of President-Elect FreedomFlowerDelta's certification.
*93 gavels rap continuously and in unison*

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JiubUnbound 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Cool math, Ahmed!"

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JiubUnbound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next message: "Do you think that'll fool them?"
"I logged off of the official account, why do you ask? ... Oh no. Oh no!"
Next message: "how do i delet headline anowncment"
"..."
Next message: "Daily Mail has just been hacked!"

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JiubUnbound 17 points ago +17 / -0

🎶 And then I raise my head and stare... into the eyes of a Razör 🎶

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like a typical Tuesday in the Queen City.

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew putting Bethesda® in charge of voting tabulation software was a bad idea...

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Well? Did you find anything?"
"Just another cache of E.T. Atari cartridges, sir."
"Dammit, man! Keep looking!"
*consults the burned image of a talisman on his palm*
"Those Biden ballots must be here!"

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JiubUnbound 22 points ago +22 / -0

We had a good run, frendos, but the AP's called-it: Biden is now officially the president. To stand against the fourth estate, fact-checkers, Wikipedia, and the most esteemed world leaders, especially our enlightened betters in the EU, would make us all look like ignorant, racist, rednecks.

Let's take our loss with grace, abandon any foolish investigations into fraud that obviously does not exist, and maybe use it to realize how wrong we were. But there's always hope that we can learn from our errors, unite as a country, and Build Back Better™.

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