"We're going to primary you."
"You can't do this to me! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED!?!"
"Yes, we do, actually. Nothing at all. Which is why we're primarying you."
"Misery, misery, misery - that's what you've chosen!"
"Look at Li'l RINO Jr. Gonna cry?"
This tumblr post for-realsies journalism is listed under the header of 'Glamour', so perhaps the author is revealing that the scrunchie serves another purpose.
Completing Dr. First Lady Jill Biden's ensemblé was a washed-out, oversized t-shirt featuring a graphic of Bugs Bunny and the Tasmanian Devil in urban apparel and no shortage of 'tude - itself a reflection of the doctor's own uncompromising determination as well as an implicit threat to any tr*mpers that this doctor won't be intimidated. Heather grey sweat pants with both cigarette burns and an unsightly tear in the crotch screamed #IDGAFFRRN💯 while her dog-chewed Keds were a bold and brash statement on the transgender pay gap.
So if you're looking to be the most seen yas queen👑💅 and want to turn heads at the Kroger's while you fish for expired coupons from a plastic box in the checkout lane, then steal fortify her look! The scrunchie is back! And it's no longer just for peasants!
"The Dream Sheets of liberty must be warshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
WLWT - leading the way in local faggotry!
Channel 5 is the worst. They sucked big-time before the Scamdemic. I don't watch TV, but from what I've seen at other people's places this past year, their coverage is the absolute worst of fear-mongering and propagandizing in the greater-Cincinnati area.
The tri-state's had an assload of snow (for us) lately, and my mom had Channel 5 on when I finished up cleaning their driveway the other morning. Not once during the whole time I was there did any of the propagandists mention Chynavirus. The ghouls seemed almost giddy to drop the narrative for the morning and instead return to their classic 'snowpocalypse' shtick. Seeing a dumb bimbo in an overkill parka report on how two retards wrecked their snow-covered SUVs on that shitty train 'n' car combo bridge in Scuvington was like peering back in time.
We all know JoePedo's a puppet, but he really does look like something from Land Of Confusion.
This scene but with Shadilay :)
Nevermind! Just found it:
What album cover is this from?
"You were supposed to destroy the memes, not join them!"
"But...that's a meme."
*shocked pikachu face*
Just one mask? Are you trying to kill the Oldsmobiles!?
Millennia of inbreeding have kept the bloodline pure.
"Listen, fat, here's the deal! I'm gonna need an order of shrimp fried rice, an order of bourbon chicken..."
"Uh...is this President Biden?"
"...two orders of chicken lo mein, one order or badakathchicken..."
"Excuse me? Mr. President?"
"...a large wonton soup, two things of crab rangoon, six egg rolls, and...what does Hunter want?"
"Um...sir?"
"Jill! Go see what Hunter wants! And ask Natalie if she wants anything while you're in there."
"Mr. President, I believe you've..."
"Look here, pal! I'm gonna need all of this chop-chop! No malarkey! And don't even think about skinching me on fortune cookies again or I'll take my business to Wok 'n' Roll!"
If she's gonna get Order 66'd, she may as well go full Liberty Prime on the way out the door - use any and all accounts tied to sodomized Star Wars to really piss off the Rat's Red Chinese overlords.
🎶O-oh, you gonna lean on your frens...🎶
The ｍｏｎｋｅ on the right looks more human than the thing on the left.
"Fact Check: FALSE!
The pancakes featured in the advertising of Donald J Trump® Original Pancake and Waffle Mix were not 'stacked a mile high' nor do nutritionists recommend these pancakes as 'part of a bigly breakfast'."
"Due to recent revelations concerning Mr. Springsteen's inappropriate activities, JEEP has selected another musical group to represent the brand going forward."
President Trump faces his most fearsome foe yet.
This is Electric Eye territory.
"Due to the sensitive, triggering, and repulsive subject matter, we have decided, on behalf of the global public, to not air the proceedings. Furthermore, we would be remiss to allow Tr*mp yet another opportunity to incite erection amongst the radical, white-supremacist, terrorist, cultists that support him. Our country has bled enough at his behalf and as he is no longer president, we need not suffer his tyrannical torment any longer."
"THINK OF THE FOOD! 😍"