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JiubUnbound 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even JoePedo's fursona is trash.

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

She looks like the love child between Napoleon Dynamite and the McPoyle sister.

Is she going to model faded, oversized Garfield shirts and milk?

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

"First three weeks: holocaust.
Next three weeks: black history month.
Three weeks after that: Big Tests."

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JiubUnbound 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Just me and my new buttplug. Nothing I can't handle." -caption of the pic on the bottom right.

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

"As we say in the Galactic Empire, 'if a rebel ship's over forty space meters away, you hold and maintain target'."
"We do say that, yeah."

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

When they said we were entering 1984, I always hoped it'd be the album rather than the book.

Btw, is your username a reference to the Queensrÿche song by the same name?

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JiubUnbound 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's Elaine's bull while Bitch watches through cut-out eye holes in a painting. Little do they know that Rand routinely covers himself in full-body makeup to masquerade as a marble statue in the room.

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JiubUnbound 9 points ago +9 / -0

He spent his silver on a couple of castles, a handful of manses, and a pleasure zeppelin, 'tis true. But they say that home is where the heart is, and even after buying a couple of cargo containers filled with Chinese hearts, none of his dwellings feel like home.

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

Robinhood is Fucked.

How it started: *picture on left is the same as above*

VS

How it's going: *search results for Robin Hood on e621*

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ol' Gimlet Eye saw through the funny business.

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Welcome to GameStop Mineral Extraction, new Associate! At a wage of $15/hr, working 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, and given the current interest rate, you will be able to pay off the balance you owe to 10D Financial Group in as little as...calculating...one million, five hundred and twenty-seven thousand, three hundred and eight years!"

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JiubUnbound 25 points ago +25 / -0

The most cartoonish caricatures of Gilded Age robber barons cannot match the utter contempt exhibited by these post-modern puss pockets.

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try copying and using this: patriots.win

Typing stuff with the Japanese keyboard enabled gets around a lot of faggy filters that automatically censor no-no words.

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't simp for serpents.

That list of weasels should be the automatic response everytime the Grabbard flaps her trap and someone posts about her being based. She's vermin, through and through. Honeyed words from venomed lips.

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JiubUnbound 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Oh my sweat summer child! If only you could remove your blinders of bigotry and see the world through a progressive lens."

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