He's Elaine's bull while Bitch watches through cut-out eye holes in a painting. Little do they know that Rand routinely covers himself in full-body makeup to masquerade as a marble statue in the room.
He spent his silver on a couple of castles, a handful of manses, and a pleasure zeppelin, 'tis true. But they say that home is where the heart is, and even after buying a couple of cargo containers filled with Chinese hearts, none of his dwellings feel like home.
"The surgeon left a sponge in me."
"Good luck with that."
"It's different when we do it."
Robinhood is Fucked.
How it started: *picture on left is the same as above*
VS
How it's going: *search results for Robin Hood on e621*
Ol' Gimlet Eye saw through the funny business.
I want a Pepe version of Kruger's beach photo.
"Welcome to GameStop Mineral Extraction, new Associate! At a wage of $15/hr, working 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, and given the current interest rate, you will be able to pay off the balance you owe to 10D Financial Group in as little as...calculating...one million, five hundred and twenty-seven thousand, three hundred and eight years!"
The most cartoonish caricatures of Gilded Age robber barons cannot match the utter contempt exhibited by these post-modern puss pockets.
Try copying and using this: ｐａｔｒｉｏｔｓ.ｗｉｎ
Typing stuff with the Japanese keyboard enabled gets around a lot of faggy filters that automatically censor no-no words.
That list of weasels should be the automatic response everytime the Grabbard flaps her trap and someone posts about her being based. She's vermin, through and through. Honeyed words from venomed lips.
"Oh my sweat summer child! If only you could remove your blinders of bigotry and see the world through a progressive lens."
Many are the treasures to be had on night shift. Well done, OP.
They'll use the inundation of dislikes on each JoePedo video as evidence of the 'cybercovid' they were unironically warning about last year.
"To comply with social media distancing guidelines, dislikes are to maintain a distance of six minutes apart."
"Anal And Trans Front Hole Sex Safer Than Vaginal And Oral Sex, Study Finds"
I chose to fly where Pepes dare!
*genie comes out of a can of Pringles*
"You have freed me from my crumbly prison. In exchange, I shall grant you three wishes."
"I wish that Donald Trump was no longer the president of the United States!"
"It shall be done. A word of caution, if I may: in your haste, you have not designated a successor..."
"Fine, fine! Then I wish that a Democrat was president! Anyone's better than Trump or a Republican."
"Anyone?"
"Anyone!"
"It shall be done."
*a stammering, exploded eye JoePedo and a cackling Cumala begin to materialize out of the aether*
"What!? No! Genie! For my third wish, I..."
"Sorry, kid. Now that Biden's in charge, the rules don't matter anymore." *vanishes*
"Finally! That monster has been silenced!"
*pours a glass of wine*
"Ah! Victory!"
*looks at the empty twatter page*
*pours another glass*
"Heh. He must be soo mad. He's probably rallying the chuds on another platform."
*bupkis*
*empties the rest of the box into a glass*
"Surely he's made a seething interview on some alt-right channel."
*nada*
*opens another box and fills a giant glass*
*shakes macbook screen*
"WHERE THE HELL IS HE!?"
It's always food, fashion, music, or some such with that ridiculous rule. It's never applied to technology for some reason I can't put my finger on... 🤔
lol, through a picket fence.
High Speed Dirt