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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

Real Men of Genius…..

Today we salute you, Mr. Gun Buyback 3D printing hustler

Mr. Gun Buyback 3D printing hustahlerrrr…..

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Jizzstainballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

This stunning and brave business owner would scrap all of their woke advertising in nanosecond if it became clear that it was hurting their sales. That’s what I hate about these fuckers, it’s not that they preach something I disagree with, it’s that they’re posing as revolutionaries for attention, praise, and business. I’d actually respect them on some level if they stuck to their message despite it hurting their sales, but none of these buttfucks pull this shit out of principal, they do it because it’s “current thing”.

By the way, very often it’s failing businesses that will pull shit like this. Woke bullshit is often a Hail Mary to generate controversy and therefore attract customers through free advertising. And even your woke marketing ploy fails and your business collapses, the added benefit is that you can blame your failed business on rich whitey instead of recognizing the truth, that your business sucked. They call this “pulling a Kaepernick”.

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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys I have good news, since Japan has very strict gun control I can 100% guarantee that this story is fake and Abe is alive

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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve thought of the perfect analogy for Democrats trying to pretend that Biden is doing fine: it’s like watching someone who took three Rosetta Stone French lessons and got overconfident in their French skills try to order in French at a French restaurant, but they fuck it up and end up ordering a bowl of pig anuses. The problem is though, their ego would be bruised if they admitted that they can’t actually speak French, so they decide to pretend that that’s what they intended to order. So they’re just sitting there eating boiled pig anuses and trying their best to hide the fact that they’re close to vomiting, saying shit like “you guys should really try these” through the whole meal.

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Jizzstainballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot menthols and scratch-offs

BOSS by _Err_
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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

It isn’t that he ran as a republican, he’d have gotten along just fine if he committed himself to serving the interests of the empire. They really turned on him when it became clear 1. that he could pull a huge audience, and 2. that he wasn’t going to stick to the 3 by 5 card of acceptable policy positions that the glowies hand to all new politicians.

Sure, Colbert and co. were always going to make smug cunty jokes at his expense since he has an R by his name, but if he had been a gun grabbing globalist Warhawk then trust me, he’d be getting the same treatment Bush got post presidency

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Jizzstainballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I were getting fucked in the ass by a dude, and I were simultaneously blowing three other dudes, all while dressed in gimp leather, and I saw this guy walk past me, I would pull a dick out of my mouth and yell “faggot” at him

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Jizzstainballsack 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t recommend looking directly at this photo without some sort of UV eye protection

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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I celebrate this hag’s death day annually like a holiday, and if you don’t do the same then frankly I question your life choices

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Jizzstainballsack 29 points ago +29 / -0

They, the DNC, the rest of the national security state, the university system, the public education system, the media and all large corporations are goons for the global power elite

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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes Joe, let’s fight on this topic, pretty please. During the summer of love, people in blue cities who called the cops to report crime were straight up told “lol, the city is on fire, what do you think we can do?”. And guess what? Millions of them went and bought the scary black guns that five minutes ago they had wanted banned.

Remember not being able to find guns or ammo at any price for like six months? It wasn’t trump voters buying their twelfth gun that did that. Ask any gun store owner what the most commonly returned gun was during that period and every single one will say Glocks. The reason why? People who’d never shot a gun before had read that Glocks are “the most bestest gun” and went to buy one with no research, and when they got home they realized that they don’t have an external safety, so they returned the gun without spending five minutes to research WHY Glocks don’t have an external safety, and why that’s a good thing. THAT is who bought up new guns by the millions.

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Jizzstainballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

The type of people you’d want in science, i.e. independent thinkers and people obsessed with truth, are fleeing the field in droves to work in adjacent industry, and I absolutely don’t blame them. Hey, if you’re not going to be allowed to do science anyways why not at least make a paycheck?

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Jizzstainballsack 7 points ago +7 / -0

I work in academic science and can confirm that “science” is becoming increasingly bullshit, every lab I’ve ever worked in has overtly cherry picked data to get “results”. Basically, nobody is willing to spend years of their career on a project that didn’t yield results, even though this should be normal in science. The mindset is “my career is over if this study doesn’t find results, therefore let me change my inclusion / exclusion criteria until the effect is significant”. This is why roughly half of research papers nowadays can’t be replicated, it’s a serious crisis that if “scientists” really gave a shit about their field they’d be panicking about, but nobody talks about it. All anyone gives a shit about is if THEY can make tenure.

And on the topic of ideologically motivated “findings”: a couple of years ago the Rand corporation conducted a giant meta-analysis of gun control studies to see if they could find an overall positive or effect of various gun control measures on homicide rate. The studies that Rand deemed rigorous enough to include tested 722 separate hypotheses. Now, science typically calls a result “significant” if there’s less than a 1/20 chance of the result having happened by pure random chance. What this means is that if 100 studies investigate the relationship between two unrelated things, like do left handed people get cavities at a higher rate, that five studies should find a statistically significant relationship by pure chance alone.

For the sake of argument assume that gun control measures work. The Rand analysis, then, should have found 36 instances of gun control measures showing no effect, by pure random chance. Guess how many they actually found? One. One study found no relationship. That means, in absolutely no uncertain terms, that “researchers” that are finding negative results are refusing to publish them because they conflict with what they expected to find.

Cunts. Cunts all.

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Jizzstainballsack 10 points ago +10 / -0

This faggot is one of the Uvalde cops that sat for an hour while the school was shot up, blocking the parents from entering to try to save their kids

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Jizzstainballsack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven’t seen the video, do you have a link?

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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most reports I’m reading are saying he also shot and killed his grandma, so it stands to reason that he may have taken her gun from her and killed her with it, and then used it in the shooting. He’s only 100% confirmed to have had a handgun, some reports say he “may have” had a rifle.

If this dude took his grandma’s nightstand snubby to use in this shooting then prepare to see this story abandoned in the press at warp speed. Nonwhite shooter? Check. Gun that isn’t one that liberals claim to want to ban? Check. No existing gun laws could have prevented the guy from doing what he did? Check. They’ll make it a local news story the second it’s confirmed the gun was his grandmas

by SCHULTZ
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Jizzstainballsack 1 point ago +2 / -1

Incredible taste and incredible execution

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Jizzstainballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

think somewhere between 5-100 died

Most people are like dogs in the sense that it isn’t what is being said, but the tone of what’s being said, that they register. This is the same reason that a few months into the pandemic most MSNBC / CNN viewers thought that like 10% of the US population had died

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Jizzstainballsack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Paul Krugman suggested minting a trillion dollar coin to satisfy the national debt. If Nobel Prize winning economists are that far behind on economics I’m not holding out much hope for people who spend twelve hours a day on social media

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Jizzstainballsack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember, Bill Maher only looks sane when you compare him to a blue haired genderfluid Bernie voter with xe / xer pronouns. He’s still very much a faggot by any normal standard.

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Jizzstainballsack 11 points ago +11 / -0

And 100% are unemployed midwit social retards who think they’re misunderstood geniuses

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Jizzstainballsack 1 point ago +2 / -1

Remember, switching to a shitpost is always faster than re-posting

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Jizzstainballsack 8 points ago +9 / -1

Ultra MAGA is too low energy, we’re going to have to go right to…. Ludicrous MAGA

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Jizzstainballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

What happens then?

CNN breaks away from “Orange Man Bad” content for five minutes to report on a bloody but mostly peaceful assassination, and then proceeds to report on how it was actually Trump’s fault

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