Be nice. Brian is much fatter.

This is probably how it's going to be. Can't wait.

HEY YOU GUYS!

I used to be on r/BlackPeopleTwitter.

I never had to send a picture of my arm to the mods to prove anything. Maybe that's because I never posted anything there? I only made comments. And then got banned.

I'm white.

I love how Biden's campaign refuses to do 4 debates.

Ok, fine. His wife... no, sister... wait. Yeah, his wife even said Joe would do the 3 debates.

We'll only need one to determine that Joe can't form more than 3 sentences on his own without going off and talking like a crazy person.

Most people in this country aren't on Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, and especially .WIN. Not in the sense that we are. We know that the internet doesn't reflect real life.

But lots of liberals do. But most people aren't on the internet getting their daily fix of Orange Man Bad juice.

Most people want to see these debates. They want to see Trump get asked about how he's going to handle a second wave of COVID. They want to see Biden get asked about his son receiving millions from China. They want to see the answers from both candidates.

Now, whether Joe actually gets asked about his son is another topic. But these debates are happening. And when Joe starts sputtering after about 5 minutes, or gets mad about a question regarding his son, or can't think on his toes when Trump throws a question at him...

Once any of this behavior happens, all Trump has to do is look at Joe, point, and say, "That's the person you want to be in charge of the free world?"

These debates will decide how much Trump will win by in November.

Give Jim back his diary, please.

I see nothing wrong here.

Corbin. Corbin, my man.

We just need this last guy to get out of office, we promise.

My greatest hits. Volume 1.

This coming from a former bartender who attended Boston U, iirc, and thinks that the reason for such low unemployment as of a few months ago, was because people were working two jobs.

And I thought I was the one with Dementia!

Bruh... it is Twitter after all.

Love the username. Pretty much why I'm here, too.

Here is the deal, I don't think it's going on with the new president or president elect trump and will not address this problem in a way that she could be a little more aggressive than the president of all of the democrats who have said something to the Republicans.

You lying dog faced pony soldier. I don't think it's going on with your hands and your hands are just the way it looks so much better and better to go back and forth with your boss if you're a good thing that is a great idea and you know how much is needed for the rest are they going on a date.

I'm just resting my eyes.

Pretty soon all you'll need to get into college is a pencil.

Get in here! It's physics.

mrw my mom says there's bacon with breakfast

Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever?

Can confirm that address is accurate.

I've been seeing a lot of 'BYEDON' stickers and signs lately.

I have it on good authority that he earned that money legitimately.

$10,800.

Wait, that's it? She's being modest.

I'm wearing two masks! Come on, man! Let me out for at least an hour. I can't hurt nobody.

Man, do I look good.

Fucking duh.