I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

you the man to stop it Mr President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jay Inslee is maggot infested himself

these mf'ers never stop planning for takeover

the only black DNA in Kamala belongs to Willie Brown

they gonna off Joe?

democrats ruin cities and run America

with the head up the ass

stop drinking you slobbering bumbling moron

Once, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, ‘No, but I did get the license number.'

Once, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, ‘No, but I did get the license number.'

My wife’s not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. She said, ‘All kids smell that way.'

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps … from moving cars

it is the effort that counts ...kudos

"The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) disclosed on Friday that Iran had doubled its [enriched uranium] stockpile, making it capable of producing a nuclear bomb in three and a half months. The IAEA believes Iran has enough fissile material to construct two bombs." (this looks like a job for mysterious mass explosions) Iran Inches Closer to a Nuclear Bomb

What if, as is highly likely, he wins and by an indisputable by sane people margin? Cuck Schemer and Bernardo Sandersnista Want a Contingency Plan In Place For If Trump Refuses to Leave Office

The tragedy of Kenosha, along with the response of the presidential candidates, reveals much about the core issues Americans will vote on in November