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JohnCocktoasten 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had forgotten they were all about "respecting the constitution of our great nation".

*fucking eyeroll*

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JohnCocktoasten 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's just to cover the FBI shirt underneath in case he has to rip it off quickly. You can even see the second collar.

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JohnCocktoasten 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID-19 transmission in general is nearly non-existent, so yeah.

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JohnCocktoasten 1 point ago +1 / -0

That aint even milsurp. It's a showcase of the top search results on Amazon for "tactical gear" sorted by price.

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JohnCocktoasten 7 points ago +7 / -0

More importantly, WHY are you watching the NFL playoffs on CBS?

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JohnCocktoasten 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs fixing:

Frame 1: NPC: "mffmll mmff fmmumm?"

Frame 2: Lil guy: "What?"

Frame 3: NPC with mask on chin: "But isn't that Trump country?"

... continue with previous frame 2

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JohnCocktoasten 7 points ago +7 / -0

And probably electronic earmuffs and a plate carrier centered on his stomach. This dude's ready for WAR!!!

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JohnCocktoasten 8 points ago +8 / -0

This article was written in August. Compare these charts.

https://www.google.com/search?q=covid+19+US+chart

https://www.google.com/search?q=covid+19+india+chart

Hmm what happened shortly after August?

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JohnCocktoasten 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the quotes, New York Post?

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JohnCocktoasten 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn that looks fun. I'm jealous. Wish I could go.

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JohnCocktoasten 15 points ago +16 / -1

So do it halfway through the flight.

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JohnCocktoasten 7 points ago +7 / -0

That damn smile

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JohnCocktoasten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too late, can't find primers either.

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JohnCocktoasten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shoving your ass in the camera is a true mark of professionalism.

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JohnCocktoasten 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who does this surprise? It's a warm, moist, porous environment. Literally the best possible breeding grounds for bacteria.

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JohnCocktoasten 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stolen meme valor?

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