What part of New England are you from?
Give the solid 1 pound lump of butter in the paper wrapper, high up on the stuff that is double the price, for a try.
It will open your eyes to what butter can be and what you have been missing, akin to thinking soft serve is mostly the same as ice cream.
Two totally different worlds of texture and depth of flavor.
Shocked everyone in line getting last minute groceries for the holiday... the whites were gobsmacked by what they were seeing.
Black middle aged lady and I were sharing our plans for tomorrow and what we were preparing, talking about recipes and how many we expected and the real chore was going to get these kids off their phones for more than two seconds at a time.
I have excellent hearing and you could hear the whispers from the Karens behind us.
"What is the A-Rab telling that Black?"
"Som-thin about Kaaaay-Baaahbs and ribs."
I'm not Arab/Middle-Eastern, but thanks?
These are the same people that key foreign cars when the see them in parking lots in Metro Detroit. "Mopar or no car... ain't that right! Now pass me that pony bottle of vodka back... our shift is starting and we gotta get back to the line."
Neighbors said everyone called us "suspicious" for having interlacing audio capable security cameras and light posts that show the face of anyone here, night or day, so that the vandalism for us being a mixed race appearing family, in their wealthy white area.
Then the Plague Mobs began appearing over these last months
On June 5th 2020, the local celebrity EMINEM had his mansion broken into and HE had to hold off the home invaders himself because his security detail was busy elsewhere on the estate. An estate with huge gates on a private road, just like the St. Louis Ken and Karen couple.
We never even heard police sirens that night at 4 a.m., thank God Marshall Mathers (Eminem) had a gun at close hand.
Now the neighbors are looking at our security systems and disdain for opening the front door to strangers... seeming a lot more reasonable.
Wired cameras, so they cannot be completely jammed and regular cloud back ups in case the corrupt 'break' evidence that exonerates you and especially implicates and/or their the criminals on their payroll.
The fact that warrants can be gained simply by the 'word' of an unknown to the Judge, person that may or may not even exist, cries out for protecting ourselves from those that would target people that love America and Trump.
They call us Y'all Qaeda for a reason. To normalize their treatment of us.
Well said.
The Democrats absolute hate honest and forthcoming people, like Trump.
So many people have said the same about me and mine. We don't lie, steal, do drugs or cheat on each other. Any dirt is an absolute fabrication.
It is why they target good people like General Flynn and Trump with process crimes... and why you never ever talk to law enforcement other than through an attorney.
CNN treats our President like the USSR's state run newspaper Pravda, treated Ronald Reagan when he was POTUS... even worse in my opinion.
You should see the Key and Peele bit on how text messages come off to the person you are sending them to, based on THEIR interpretation of what you meant to say. It is eye opening.
Indeed. When I met her she already had him, it took FOUR years for him to accept me. After that it was like we were brothers from another mother. Followed me around doing chores on the property and in the house like any dog.
People would love seeing him outside, stopped to take pictures and asked how we got a baby Cheetah.
He would guard the front of the property too, in the driveway approach area up on the berm, on watch duty.
One night someone drove up onto our lawn and ran him over. You could see the tire tracks in the morning dew. The neighborhood 'Cheetah' was no more.
There are many, many people that hate you for what you have.
Oh sorry, its a breed of house cat. His tail was almost 18 inches long!
They love water and can leap straight up to land onto fireplace mantles and as mentioned, refrigerators.
He would lay on my lap and swat me in the ears while we both watched t.v., if I made an effort to move and he was still wanting to stay on my lap.
Very affectionate, fist bumping on his nose was mandatory when greeting him, it was one of his favorite things.
Or a snake. Her Bengal brought in a huge garter snake one day, jumped up onto the refrigerator and sat there with it in his mouth like a trophy, yowling like he was in the movie Lion King on the big ledge.
She was horrified that he would catch something that large and I was instead pretty damned impressed.
Took it out of his mouth by the head and tossed it out the window. He then was horrified, jumping out to catch it again and then behind the cream leather couch in the white carpet sitting room... well you know what happened next.
To this day I tell her that if anything happens here, make sure to tell the lawyer to have them check for snake DNA... not human.
What a mess... but we learned not to piss off a Bengal.
Last night as I was on the couch doing research on the laptop, one leg kicked up with socks on and akimbo on the leather propped up on throw pillows like a dog pretending to be human, legs wide open enjoying the breeze of the ceiling fan after showering from landscaping yard work on our property, in the brutal Michigan summer heat, hearing her say,
"Look at you man spreading over there... you know I can't resist you when you do that..."
Me : "Huh? What?", snapping back to reality from the article I was reading.
"Come over here, I want to get a closer look at what I have been staring at."
Women absolutely love muscular, masculine men. It is why the globalists are shutting down our gyms and exercise facilities.
Jokes on them, real men get their physiques from real work and strenuous physical hobbies.
People in our area : "Why do you kayak upstream at the river by your house?"
Me : "So I never have to ask for sex."
Your forgot the sarcasm symbology for online use.
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Do not remember who said it but it goes something like this, "Show me the man... and I will show you his crimes."
Puuuuure Soviet Union tactics.
Welcome to Metro Detroit.
If the jurisdiction wants you gone, because you are the wrong race to live in that neighborhood, they will use their police and first responders to harass you until you give up and sell.
Nice big weekend winter storm, decided to stay in and make love rather than break out the snow blower, plenty of food and drink... snowed in fantasy for my better half.
Finally had enough and Sunday morning around 9 a.m. decided to take the snow blower out of the garage under the house and make a pass to clear for the coming work week.
Notice as I make it toward the mailbox a red fire department supervisor SUV parked at it and stop the engine and walk up to his door and he rolls down the window and says, "Hey buddy you smell gas? The drives are not plowed and everyone thinks the owners were on vacation and the pilot light went out. We need to protect the other houses in the area."
Look around the corner and there are two pumper trucks lined up the other street with guys on our property walking toward the front door... with fire axes.
"No I don't smell gas, we have been here the whole time... the fire fighter that lives across the street must be lying about us again."
He rolled up the window and the crews left in a hurry.
Going to the Feds is your only option.
Two nostril swabs = 32 cases. That is what is coming next.
After that, they will count how many kleenex are in your outgoing trash.
432 cases from this ONE house! We need to quarantine the whole block!
Democrats in a nutshell.
Equal time laws were rescinded under Clinton? It used to be that way, but not anymore... especially when it is a cable/satellite broadcast. (why they can swear like democrats)
In Democratic jurisdictions... the police are NOT your friend if you are conservative Christian, support Trump or are mixed race appearing.
Harvard has been Authoritarian Socialist since its inception.
Yale is the highest esteemed Conservative Christian University, traditionally.
Our enemies in the crooked white metro detroit suburbs forgot the one adage that applies when you are out numbered by criminals with badges... when the fox knaws, smile.
The Feds appreciate when you don't expose to criminal first responder gangs, that their activity against innocent civilians they want to leave their jurisdiction and give up their property, violates Title 18, U.S.C., Section 242, Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law.
They are the ones that want to say it in person to these badge'd gangsters.
Thought that is what you meant! They ask local police for lists of people they think are suspicious/militia/wear military clothing/advertise their gun collections to people. It is part of what is required to get continued federal funding/the good toys/like stingrays and surveillance camera jammers.
Agreed. Legalize the products of the plant, tax them as needed to pay for regulating the industry for safety and efficacy.
The NSA has a huge problem finding programmers/analysts that aren't pot smokers, so much that it is affecting national security.
As long as you are not high while doing your job/driving/using guns, the government doesn't belong in your business.
It is a gateway drug for people they want to arrests/harass, but have no criminal activity to give them probable cause... they don't want to lose that capability.
We have crooked cops trying to paint us the same way because the neighbors don't like that we appear to be a mixed race family. Random sketchy cars driving to our house and after a few minutes leaving, day and night.
Luckily the Feds exist or we would have moved out like the bastards want and gave up our prime location and lost our investment as the town valued it at half of what commercial appraisers made.
Wealthy white big three automotive area, where blacks and browns are hated with a passion. No cops or fire are minorities, hundreds of all white first responders, even the ambulance crews.
The hand/fingers on that bear are... unsettling.
I can't believe two people upvoted this. That last sentence in grammatically FUBAR. What did you mean to say?
Prostate joke, nice.