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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago +1 / -0

So go for the "Three-peach"?

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John_Bigbootay 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can vouch for that, I once got a ticket in PA for going 56 in a 55 zone. Had a rental car with out of state plates.

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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lobotomy. There's not much brain there to begin with so they had to go in low.

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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Straight from the Dem playbook:

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything."

by T100
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John_Bigbootay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks to me like it says "United We Stand". But the cleavage is distracting so it's tough to make out the words.

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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fun Fact: The artists came up with the concept while they were hiking, biking, or swimming.

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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago +1 / -0

My interpretation: Joe is ecstatic that he gets to take a leek in a bag of groceries.

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John_Bigbootay 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of them named "Gavin".

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John_Bigbootay 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you're saying that he's in the pocket of Big Depends?

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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the rifle stares at you in a suggestive way for more than 3 seconds, it is considered an assault rifle.

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John_Bigbootay 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the day when the Winged Hussars defeated the Turks was September 11th, 1683.

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John_Bigbootay 2 points ago +2 / -0

The company you're thinking of is Loral. If they got technology from Loreal their hair would be shiny and gorgeous.

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John_Bigbootay 2 points ago +2 / -0

With those eyes, she can probably see both pairs of feet behind her.

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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not applicable in Virginia or Quebec. Your mileage may vary.

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