I used to have to go in and out of a couple FedEx facilities for work. Security was tight, like uncomfortably tight, both on the way in and way out.

Hell yeah! Always better on the dirt.

I hear you. I lost my dad unexpectedly a few years ago, and now my mom just got her second shot. My in-laws are much older (and more understandably took the risk of the shot), but kids need grand parents, know what I mean?

NASCAR is gay. Watch real racing like the Lucas Oil late models or the World of Outlaws sprint cars or late models. Support your local dirt track where real men race.

Nah, I’m cool with calling for heads.

Oh I thought you said which one was gonna get the goat pregnant.

To be fair though I know of some redneck ass gun and knife bars that the cops won’t go into. They want somebody arrested the bouncers got to haul them outside, preferably in no position to fight back.

I have already stocked up on popcorn. Shall be glorious must see tv.