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JovialKlutz 33 points ago +33 / -0

"It's a whitelash! It's a whitelash against a changing America!" - some black "journalist" on MSNBC, Election night 2016.

I'm sure they'll blame the Hunter emails and Russia, which as we all know, made those emails up.

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JovialKlutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting suggestion but complicated. Technically, (as far as I understand it) there's no such thing as a federal election, despite what it might seem. It's a bunch of local elections that combine to tell the full result. Even if you can get around that (which would require multiple lengthy SCOTUS battles), the only nationally standardized photo ID in America are Passports and Passport cards (and military IDs and more niche things but those aren't readily available to everyone). Passport cards are $65 for a new one and $35 for a renewal which is way too high a barrier of entry for an election, personally speaking.

We legally have to own ID here and the cheapest form of ID, a Personal Identification Card, is ~$10 converted which is much more affordable as well.

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JovialKlutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

The ink is subvertible via modern means and wouldn't really do much against illegals. It helps mitigate voting more than once (which is another thing that Voter ID doesn't actually protect against) and that's a big deal but you have to tackle as many things as possible - they'll take any opening they can get.

We have voter lists here which are broken down by address - you're registered to one voting location and have to jump through hoops to vote in another. You show ID, tell them your address, they find it in a printed book. It lists all addresses in a region, with all eligible voters in each house listed. You put your signature down for the ballots you receive and only then do you get ballots. So it verifies your identity and tackles voting more than once.

We don't really have illegals here but assuming President Trump's attempts to exclude illegals from the census works, the census could serve as a potential basis for something similar to be implemented in America (hypothetically speaking of course, I know the individual states handle their own elections and that's a whole issue of its own).

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JovialKlutz 40 points ago +40 / -0

Demand more than voter ID. Considering the fact that California hands out IDs to illegals already, Voter ID wouldn't do much to mitigate that. The people we're fighting against, they know how to circumvent Voter ID and they'll work hard to do it. The country I live in, as well as many others, have several additional steps on top of Voter ID that America should consider implementing (at the very least, try the Wisconsin method, that's the most strict state I could find).

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JovialKlutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

The irony of people who refer to them as WOMXN talking about mental health. I swear to God I've made jokes about this before.

The whole idea behind "latinx" is that the X is in place of a gendered ending - Latina or Latino. So what the fuck does the X signify in Womxn? Womyn? Womun? Are there several genders of women now?

Archives: https://archive.is/K05Dn https://archive.is/cgLI2

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JovialKlutz 93 points ago +93 / -0

Sources familiar with Gov. Gretchen's thinking state that she would absolutely get banged in the ass by the entire football team in high school.

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JovialKlutz 32 points ago +32 / -0

This is amazing, what the hell. Was this seriously made to be a joke against Trump? They're really bad at that.

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JovialKlutz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Like she said, her life is too consumed by TikTok and social media. She's been made to believe that this whole thing is life or death when it really shouldn't be. The indoctrination goes deep and it's hard to escape the bubble. Take note, everyone. God only knows whether that'll change her opinions on who to vote for (or if she cares enough to vote at all), but it certainly changed her opinions on republicans as a whole. Maybe even saved her family from tearing apart, since we've seen many instances of that due to political indoctrination.

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JovialKlutz 12 points ago +13 / -1

CNN: Trump loses at least two arms after contracting Covid.

Snopes Fact check: True!

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JovialKlutz 27 points ago +27 / -0

I believe it's from the first episode of some later season of the Apprentice.

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JovialKlutz 20 points ago +24 / -4

If you don't simp for Keyleigh, you're probably gay.

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JovialKlutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOOOOO NASA IS SUPPOSED TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE YOU FUCKING NAZI

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JovialKlutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is faking it!

REEEEE He's risking the lives of his Secret Service by going on a drive!

It's all an election ploy!

REEEEE His doctors are hiding his oxygen use, he's going to die!!!

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JovialKlutz 13 points ago +13 / -0

"I really hope Trump dies haha. Also, you're an immoral nazi if you weren't shitting yourself crying about RBG croaking." - the media.

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JovialKlutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just second nature to Trump. He sees supporters outside his window and thinks "I'm not gonna sit here and do nothing, I'm gonna go down there and let them know I love them!"

His comments about why he went to hospital are similar - he'd rather take care of it and get back onto his rallies - probably his favorite part of the job - than quarantine in the White House and wait it out.

It says a lot. Biden goes out of his way to avoid rallies and appearances. Trump goes out of his way to have as many as possible.

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JovialKlutz 279 points ago +280 / -1

Cry about it, faggots.

I love how they call themselves a "protective pool". Who the fuck are you protecting? Biden, maybe. You're subversive propagandist commie journalists, own up to it.

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JovialKlutz 37 points ago +37 / -0

It's the third time he's done it, I believe. Once was during the DNC and once during the debate. The debate one was the video of the man thanking Trump and Tim Pool, if you remember that.

Pic related: Text BLESS to 88022.

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JovialKlutz 22 points ago +22 / -0

God bless you, Mister President.

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JovialKlutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gives a whole new meaning to 'beat your meat'.

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JovialKlutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prediction: Trump will be ready to debate but Biden will say that's irresponsible and will refuse, citing Trump's 'rona as his excuse.

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JovialKlutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Russian grammar is gendered and alongside a male and female, it has a "neither" gender, does that work?

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