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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +4 / -2

I use to think tattoos were retarded. Then I got some. Now I think they are pretty rad. Except stupid tattoos. Like, getting a cheeseburger on your arm because you like cheeseburgers or some shit, is definitely fucking retarded.

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Netflix: The usual 10%, sir?

Joe: howyanothathingamykickbacks?

Netflix: What?

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your ass is priceless to Big Mike

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh no, they're putting fuck Biden stickers on my pumps. Someone, anyone, help.....aaaaaaand they're gone. Thanks kids.

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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +2 / -0

More plates, more dates

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JudicialDredd 20 points ago +20 / -0

Day 1: 100 new vaxx men to round up unvaxxed.

Day 2: 100 new job openings for vaxx men. Send application online.

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Helicopter pilots to be precise.

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once times become hard, all this shit is over and we'll get back to sanity.

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JudicialDredd 13 points ago +15 / -2

I thought I had Covid once. Turns out, I had to poop.

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