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Juice 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll just say they got 10 Trillion votes. Then they'll refuse to produce the ballots and ignore claims that there aren't even that many humans in existence, let alone Democrat voters. And nobody will do anything.

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Juice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Technically if they're up to their eyeballs in student debt it makes them compromised.

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Juice 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need to stand the fuck down already.

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Juice 14 points ago +18 / -4

Glow in the Dark assholes ruining Hawaiian shirts and khaki pants. Dafuq...

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Juice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Above the treeline. Happens all the time, people fill their pickup truck beds with snow and drive it down to the beach.

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Juice 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I CAN'T FIT ALL THESE SLIMY POLITICIANS NUTS IN MY MOUTH" -Some Asshole Writer at The Atlantic

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Juice 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's probably got else planned for them. Like Zika supermosquitos or something.

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Juice 9 points ago +9 / -0

Would you like to sign up for our thrice daily spam email service? Click yes for yes and no for yes.

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Juice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow take it easy there, adolph

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Juice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet that kicks like a wild donkey you snuck up on and slapped its ass

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Juice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remind me again how it's possible to test for variants?

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Juice 9 points ago +10 / -1

I don't want to hear another word from Wendy Rogers unless it involves decertification in Arizona or people getting arrested for election fraud.

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Juice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Going after unvaccinated Trump supporters first, without a doubt.

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Juice 15 points ago +15 / -0

They burned Chinatown too, as well as the govt building.

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Juice 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's how you know 100% that the media is (partisan) government propaganda.

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Juice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yo dawg, we heard you like boosters...

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Juice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even my dog was white-knuckling it last time we drive through Jacksonville.

Heavy breathing hiss noises coming from the backseat...not exactly helping right now.

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Juice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Something ain't right with that judge.

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Juice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberating communist party made basketball shoes from the outlets of the capitalist white supremacist patriarchy, eh comrades?

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