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JulesVerne 15 points ago +15 / -0

And he who controls the present, controls the past.

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JulesVerne 10 points ago +10 / -0

Scene from Team America: World Police:

Kim Jong Il: "Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans! I'll show you. Stand to your reft. A rittle more. Good."

[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

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JulesVerne 79 points ago +79 / -0

Idiocracy:

President Camacho: (Terry Crews) "Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING."

Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho!

President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.

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JulesVerne 3 points ago +3 / -0

To paraphrase John Mason (Sean Connery) from "The Rock": "Spez always whines about his best. .WINners go home and f#ck the Prom Queen."

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JulesVerne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absobloodylutely. Chap in this photo is a tad Toff but definitely not a Plonker Chav. Thanks!

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