We still have our fair share of fuckwits, fren.

I said this weeks ago. Ohio is going solid red unless there is voter fraud at massive levels, and I live in Columbus.

Please clap.

This is just so weird. I can't say that I give two shits about tampons, but from a business perspective, this is dumb. Why not just make more commercials with mothers and daughters laughing or some shit?

Mama's, don't let your babies grow up to vote Biden.

Ohioan here, polling places will be open on election day and it will be business as usual aside from wearing a mask. I'm voting on election day myself. In some areas there is a line and sometimes the lines are long, but don't despair and stay in that line until you vote. You cannot be turned away if you were in line no matter what anyone tells you. Good luck and maga, fren.

Kneeling Kamala, hidden Biden sounds like a shitty movie.

Do a barrel roll!

For millennials and gen z, yeah.

I like t and a, but I don't get people into feet. Feet are fucking gross. Also, people who eat ass, which is like everyone in the younger generation. I'll eat pussy, but definitely not ass or feet.

Michael Bay never made a terrible GoBots movie. They're clearly better.

VCR? No thanks, I'll stick with my betamax. Good luck with that VCR thing.

Fucking brutal.

Jesus, if I owned a bar this picture would go on the wall and sales would go through the roof.

She probably smells better now.

"Sorry, naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find."

She was picked because she does what she's told. She'll do whatever the DNC tells her to, literally anything.

Thank God the fbi got it and are surely not going to just sit on their asses with it.

They cut off the quote. The entire quote is "sometimes we eat more than 10 meals a day, sometimes we don't."

Just because you're right doesn't mean I have to like it.

I like the new huge flairs, but can we get user flairs at some point as well?

Dayton and Akron are both shit holes, and Ohioans know it.

Western Ohio is pretty nice as long as you ignore Dayton.

Facebook SWAT teams showed up at The Babylon Bee's offices and took our editors into custody for reeducation. We do not think it is going to work, as we will resist any attempts to brainwash us, and also, Mark Zuckerberg is an upstanding citizen and an important contributor to society.

I'm sorry, the card says the moops.