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JustHereForTheSalmon 34 points ago +35 / -1

> Be a limousine liberal

> "Jeeves, take me to the country club"

> Waiting in traffic

> Snort a line

> Why are all these plebs allowed to own and drive cars, they're just in my way

> Get to the club

> Can't tee off for an hour

> "Why is this place so crowded? Are these plebs really making enough money to play here?"

> Snort a line

> "Jeeves, let's go to my jet at the airport"

> Stop and go traffic

> Some dirty homeless tapping at the window with a cardboard sign

> "Ulg, those vermin."

> Snort a line

> Arrive at the airport

> Gotta wait for fueling

> Gotta wait to take off because priority goes to commercial jets

> "I hate that these plebs are fucking everywhere, I just want to go to Ibiza."

> Snort a line

> "What if there were just less people?"

> "Jeeves, get Billy Gates on the line."

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JustHereForTheSalmon 11 points ago +11 / -0

I haven't had a place to say it, but for the love of God, please people stop selling to foreign agents of destruction.

I know it's super tempting when you've got a cash-offer in your face, ready to buy sight unseen, but think about your future and your children's future if you allow yourself to be sold to the devil.

And I say this as someone who is ready to sell and buy a new place in another state.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 14 points ago +15 / -1

Comply or die.

The thing people need to understand about government force. They have limitless resources, enabled not just by taxes but the ability to print money out of nothing. They can shackle your property, cut off infrastructure, and turn out in numbers exceeding anyone you can muster.

GraceLife church's defiance went viral, so the Eye of Sauron has turned upon them.

There is no doubt that if parishioners all went out and marched upon the church, they would be fired upon, then they each will have their lives ruined while revenger is wrought against each of their families individually.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 29 points ago +29 / -0

The fake first lady

As opposed to Mike Obana, who was the first fake lady.

by Peppers
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JustHereForTheSalmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

More black on white violence

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JustHereForTheSalmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

MFW I haven't made Swalwell's life miserable enough to be in the list of defendants

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JustHereForTheSalmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

You will be able to buy gruel at the gruel store, which features a nice water fountain that you can fill your ration of empty jugs per member of the household.

Remember to always get the maximum because you'll need it for washing the rags you made out of your 50/50 burlap/sandpaper hospital bedding that NHS gracefully issued to you when you were born. Save the greywater for flushing because due to the water shortage, only vaccinated households are entitled.

What's with that look, subject? You must be thinking racist thoughts. Time for your re-education shock therapy. Unsurprisingly, you won't need a vaccine passport for that place.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm all for your right to own a gun, so long as it's completely ineffective against an occupying force.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fun fact about HIV.

Back when it was still called GRID, health officials quickly figured out it was being spread via gay sex. To say it was "promiscuity" was an understatement, these guys would have dozens of partners a week.

When state health boards were trying to shut down gay bathhouses to stop the spread, the local businesses in San Francisco defied state orders and called them homophobic. Then some closet fags took the disease home to to women and, well, the rest is history.

As an extra bonus, the AIDS "epidemic" was often blamed on Reagan, even though he had zero to do with its proliferation. Sound familiar?

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JustHereForTheSalmon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Are you being serious or is this a joke?

If you're being serious and it's just not me being autistic, is Sumo fun enough to be worth the watch? Any good intros to it you can point to?

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JustHereForTheSalmon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also an excellent reason to re-archive often! That site will save every copy someone requests to be saved.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only two officers? Those terrorists now crossing the wide open border sure are aiming low.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 209 points ago +216 / -7

And yet OP linked to the article instead of an archive, granting Yahoo a boon in advertising revenue.

Guys, http://archive.today and enter your URL. Wait. Get the archived copy and share the URL of THAT instead.

Also prevents presstitutes for going back and stealth-editing the stories 1984-style.

https://archive.ph/2auCV

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JustHereForTheSalmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even better, they'll call the goon squad to kick down the door and "rescue" them from their evil science-denying parents.

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