Y’know, I saw a presentation in 2002 given by the CIA agent responsible for exfiltrating one of the most valuable Soviet assets we ever got during the Cold War out of Russia, and one of the questions someone asked at the end was, “do you have masks like in mission impossible?” His answer was, “ours are better.”

That was 20 years ago. It could be anyone under that mask.

This is real snow for once though.

That’s nice, but my push broom is starting to look a lot like kindling/the power’s been out for 9 hours.

What evidence has anyone seen to the contrary? “Election officials investigated and said they didn’t find anything”??

And she remains a snarky cunt to the end

I still don’t get why she wrote “Leve” on the heart.

Sunday morning!

The fappening was actually just a hack of Weinstein’s cloud. Change my mind.

Someone’s never had to buy a car battery. Them shits are expensive.

Bitch lasagna*

“Warning: Ain’t no conk, fool.”

“That’s the artificial horizon. It’s better than the actual horizon.”

Smartmatic and dominion must both be fairly confident that they’ve successfully destroyed any evidence if they’re doing this.

Yeah...normal ppl don’t even think to make pedo jokes, because it’s just not funny unless you’re a pedo.

Saw a leftist telling another leftist that they were being transphobic because, and I quote: “trans women are women, not trans women.”

It doesn’t matter. They construct reality as they go along. They’ve brainwashed enough of the masses into believing it.

Kristi Noem, Ron DeSantis, Gaetz, Candace Owens even....

This is what happens when you name your kid Zane.

I don’t get why anyone thinks he’ll run again. There are other ppl out there who he can back. Winning the presidency for only 4 years isn’t a good long term plan.

Maybe to a degree, but they’re also insecure societal rejects through whom words cut like butter. I say it’s worth it, even if they want to pretend they got the upper hand through their tears.

“Hey, before you sign the lease, let me break out the crystal ball to see if you’ll be an asshole in a few years.”

Civilization fucked it all up

Yeah.......the justices trump picked are definitely a problem..

I agree to an extent. Clearly at least one interior window was broken/ashli Babbitt was murdered in it, and I think Buffalo headdress face paint guy is an idiot.

That being said, most of the ppl who went in probably had no idea they were doing anything “wrong,” since the cops actively let them in and were walking around with them/taking selfies.

I don’t understand why it’s so impossible to find trustworthy/competent lawyers to advocate for trump. Like....there are probably a couple of Kayleigh McEnany‘s practicing law. Where tf are they?