Awesome. Maybe some of these assholes will leave Austin for LA now.

Imagine the sound of one hand clapping cheeks.

Probably laudanum...

This is the way

Commies gonna commie

You know why rat poison is the way it is? Well rats are smart, and they communicate, so if you give them something that makes them ill immediately, they let all the other rats know not to eat that thing. So you have to give them something that kills them long enough after they eat it that all of the other rats eat it too without realizing the poison is what’s killing them.

They’ll still tell you that they have the best wine, art, and food..

This is just a chart showing who’s most likely to pay a shrink to lie to them.

Wait is that actually in Dr. whatsisface’s journal in resident evil 2?

The French are a weird mix of loving everything about their culture to the point of annoyance, and being such lazy commies that they do nothing to prevent its destruction.

It’s already happening. It got to like 90 the other day, and the power grid was buckling from the strain. CA-style rolling blackouts this summer. Bet. Unacceptable in the largest energy producing state in the country.

The ultimate beta test

What a bitch. The guy throwing the punch didn’t even have his weight behind it, and the guy went down like a Uruguayan soccer player after coming within 10 ft of an opponent.

Makes sense....I personally can’t imagine wanting any of that..

Oh I’m well aware of that. I wouldn’t willingly give up my ranch for any amount of money. Just made it sound like the court just sort of gave it to the government..

Oh I could drop that amount of money in a month, sure, but every month? That takes work.

So it wasn’t eminent domain where they compensated the family? It was just, “this is ours now?”

Why would they publish a picture of an informant?

Just put a double-wide on the land until the apocalypse is over. They can be acceptably ok enough to live in these days.

How can you even find $215k worth of shit to buy every month?

It’s only a matter of time until manbearpig kills us all.

“Using living beings is fine as long as they’re monsters. .....or Uyghurs.”

“Somebody called Hank hill a racist!? But you got me this job! Wait....was he wearing a bow tie?”

Also, not that it really matters in principle, 6.5 acres isn’t a ranch.

I don’t understand why they need to seize the whole thing....wouldn’t they just need an easement for the land to be used for the wall?