I don't think anybody here wants to be on Twitter more than 12 hours, so this could work.

Nice job! The perfect post for it too.

How quick are the suspensions?

Also, this "tent-dining" farce is getting out of hand. Just eat inside for fuck sake.

Somehow I think this is going to be even more fake than COVID. I cannot wait to hear the details. Because I'm sure the Mayor of DC would have publicized this guy's hospitalization yesterday if she could have.

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BUT WHAT DOES MY SOFT DRINK THINK OF THESE LATEST DEVELOPMENTS?!?!! - said nobody

Bruh. You didn't click the photo, did you?

A crosseyed, big titty girl just flew over my house!

Guys, do you think Biden will approve Columbia House debt forgiveness? Asking for a friend ...

STICKY THIS!!!

Get fucked, bootlicker.

Bring all your Mentos and all your Diet Coke into the center of your living room and await further instructions ...

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

I thought they had to put a mezuzah on the door to warn you!

I thought she used to bang Joe Kennedy when they would smuggle rum together?

Re-do! In person only!

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