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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get this to the number one spot! I don’t mean to simp for the homeboys, but this is an opportunity that must be realized. He should go to Chicago this second.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

He opens an iPhone repair kiosk at the mall.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I went to see a certain president speak in a certain city on a certain day, none of my friends went with me. All of the liberals I know marched for George Floyd. Every single one.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

When we’re all in the gulag, republicans will be talking about how it is unconstitutional.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

The migrants are here (in western countries) for the purpose of destruction. The decision has long been made that we don’t deserve our respective lands.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

If a famous person dies, there's better than a 50% chance it is a good thing.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! {breathes) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to tell politicians I hop they get dick cancer, but it always gets me in twitter trouble.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo! I can cancel dis order fo macbook pro fo you.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

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