Because German women and children and a few old men, along with a bunch of Allied POWs and a writer from indianapolis were obviously the core strength of Nazi Germany, Dresden, an internationally recognized non-combat town, had to be firebombed.
Pooteetweet.
I know UPS well. The conveyors are overloaded all the time because of online buying. All the envelope had to do was get sucked into a machine and it'll break up. Envelopes get sucked into the conveyor ends all the time.
Winning the popular vote pretty important too, just for general purposes.