...when someone said stupid shit, we looked at them like they were stupid...turned around and walked away. Sometimes they actually stopped saying stupid shit over time...or...they sought office in Congress... Those were the days...
...melanin deficient...
I get great tables at restaurants...but burn like hell in the sun...
...as a clock radio now...
Them: “What? Prove that!!”
Me: “WHA WHA WHA WHA!!!”
(They walk away) (I am more pleased with life)
...climb up into treehouse...pull up ladder to deny further access...till their kids grow up...
...at journalism...
“Does the current energy crisis in Texas make this administration regret cutting pipelines that ensure life sustaining energy when it is needed?”
...do NOT fall for it. This crisis will be used to justify MORE regulation of utilities and give more control to gender studies and environmental science degree holders (incidentally who have propane electricity for backup at their own homes).
...support further DE-regulation of your energy...
Step 1. Get out of debt, stop allowing the doosh bags to siphon away your hard earned cash.
Step 1a. Save and invest 20% of take home pay.
Step 1b. Keep 10% of 1a in liquid assets for “prudent” purchases.
Step 1c. Pay cash for everything, allow retail outlets to give less to large financial conglomerates (Visa, MC, AMEX, etc).
Step 1d. Use a local bank (credit union if available) to receive your paycheck and for other financial transactions (see above doosh bag comment for reasoning).
Step 1e. Automate auto payments of bills (heat, electric, rent, mortgage, etc) from a checking account and NOT through credit/debit card. If the “Visa/MC/AMEX” symbol is on the card, they are taking a cut.
Step 5. Teach these steps to anyone that will absorb common sense. Take note of those people because they can be trusted...ignore all the others. Those others will be the ones to turn you in to curry favor with the commies (see 1930’s Germany for an effective example). Do NOT use these steps to convince known libs. These steps can and will be used to persecute you as a conservative...ripe for targeting.
Step 6. Be kind and helpful to all but “linger” only with those you trust. When in doubt, assume you are hanging with the enemy who will sacrifice you for their own skin. Humans suck, why the military is the second oldest profession.
Step 4. Prepare to eventually relocate by researching where and when you may need to. All prior steps will enable this but you must create a plan with benchmarks that will alert you to take action before it is required. A bug out Uhaul is much better then a bug out bag, trust me. This may require a different hemisphere or continent. Successful Step 1 will allow this (see New York State/California circa 2020 for adequate inspiration).
Step 4a. Take a vacation/trip to where you choose from step 4 to ensure that this is where you want to go, when needed. You just may find that it is better to move there (permanently) today. You also need to ensure that your family is going to be on board. If your children suck...today...you probably should have done step 4 some years ago because statistically young people learn more about being a person from their friends than their parents (after entering high school).
Step 3. Buy local, as close to home as possible (manufacturing and retail). Seek establishments that share your values. Build your network.
Step 3a. Check labels for made in USA. Put bug in ears of your new local retail network to stock with USA products. Use red sharpie to place a line on packaging of CCP products.
Step 3b. Avoid big box and large chains. It is time to bring competition back to capitalism, they have gotten too large. The cost WILL be higher (“Embrace the suck” or learn Mandarin, the choice is yours).
Step 2. Start eating right and get active so you can put down the magic beans (pharmaceuticals). Drink enough fluids to require urination every hour (goal). 200lbs of weight = 100 OUNCES of water per day. (Divide your weight in pounds in half and drink that number in ounces per day).
Step 2a. After the ability to walk 3 miles with little effort, start wearing a pack with 25 lbs. You can also include carrying a 2 foot long 4 X 4 for additional upper body conditioning.
Step 2b. After 2a, also for 3 miles with ease, you can now join a gym if desired or perform 50 push ups, 60 sit ups, and work toward running 2 miles per day. Sunday is rest day. Continue indefinitely and stretch appropriately.
...it worked so well with alcohol, drugs, poverty, human trafficking, speeding, and many others...
...no one “wants” to be buried in Arlington, especially the service members that fought. Shows you what they “think” is a priority in life. I predict that in 10 years kicking over headstones in Arlington will be all the rage anyway...
...that black and brown people do not know how to use the internet. This is obviously the info that he got from the teacher’s union leadership of why “virtual education” is a complete failure during the school shut downs. Out of touch...record player listening...goof ball...Aristotle was right...
...out at Cruz for going to Mexico during the deep freeze (even though most of those people live most of the year in the fake world known as DC)...
...none of you read my 5 steps...did you? This is a perfect example of step 4...don’t make me have to publish them again...
...do that...Other-American is not a thing!!!
Me: “If people can now identify as a clock radio, I can be what I want.”
Ps-works wonders with jury duty...impossible to be placed.
...when filling out forms that ask for race and/or ethnicity. Until we stop giving them a way to categorize us (thus pitting us against each other)...they will continue to do so.
Red in a blue area is like pissing into the wind. You can complain all you want but your hands still have piss on them...
I think I have an addiction...
...unless it’s with electricity...you can totally fuck with us using that...
PS-I love Texas...calm down... PPS-Last one, I promise.