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Kapral_Wojtek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've wanted to make a Polandball comic about this for some time, but I just don't have the skill to do it justice.

Imagine, if you will, a dark room with S. Korea, Vietnam, and Taiwan huddled in a corner. "Darkness is pervasive."

Egypt forces slaves to build a pyramid. "It has existed since times forgotten."

Britain labors over schematics, and addresses a letter To: 13 Colonies "However, things change."

USA holds a lightbulb, shining brilliantly, in a workshop. "We have found a way to beat back the dark."

CSA whips slaves on a plantation/chopped French corpses surround a guillotine. "Our efforts often went awry."

The Papal State shines a flashlight on USSR's corpse, pulling Poland out/USA breaks a slave's chains. "However, the light eventually triumphed."

Hong Kong, Botswana, and Japan all pull a lightbulb from boxes labeled From: USA. "Slowly, freedom pushed back the shadow of tyrrany."

Hong Kong, Vietnam, and S. Korea shine a flashlight upon the looming PRC/Botswana catches Zimbabwe floating into its flashlight beam. "That slow march is nowhere near finished."

A long line of dead USA, wearing hats from three-cornered to a modern combat helmet. "Countless men have died for the slow stumble of freedom already."

USA in full leftist regalia smashes the lightbulb with a golden hammer, to the shock of plain USA. "But it may never be enough."

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Kapral_Wojtek 10 points ago +10 / -0

The ones whose parents ignored them stopped throwing tantrums, because the child realized it doesn't work.

The rioters' parents gave them what they bitched about, reinforcing the tantrum-throwing.

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Kapral_Wojtek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are we sure their employees didn't put a keyboard in front of a monkey and, upon seeing the end result was grammatically correct, posted it in shock?

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +1 / -0

This violation of the 1st Amendment is too blatant to pass anywhere that hasn't gone insane.

Perhaps we should just rig corrupt Commiefornia to shear off the US.

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Kapral_Wojtek 2 points ago +2 / -0

How empty does your skull have to be to rule that forcing a church to close is NOT a "substantial burden"?

This is ridiculous. That judge should be disbarred.

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do—do they not realize how insane they look?

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, that's what I thought, too..

Maybe it'll improve over time? Market forces, and all that.

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +2 / -1

Did your neighbors receive this threat, too?

Ask them. If yes, file a report and call the media. This needs to get out, to the bystander Republicans in Congress, to the Governors allowing rioting, to every American who values the principles expressed in the Declaration of Independence.

This means BLM is far more deserving of the SPLC's "Hate Group" label than their entire list.

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Kapral_Wojtek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okay, this needs to get stickied. It's too great not to.

Pedes, you know what to do!

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Kapral_Wojtek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh. I thought something new had happened. Like a letter from an East German politician or something.

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Kapral_Wojtek 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is this about?

I'm sure Poland'll set 'em straight.

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Kapral_Wojtek 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't know what's more horrifying: the balloon dildo or her screeching.

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like heresy to me.

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Kapral_Wojtek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whenever "Peak Clown World" gets posted, something else happens.

I don't want to tempt fate. It's bad enough as is.

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Kapral_Wojtek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately, you can't submit pictures.

Denouncing whoever reads it will have to do.

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm starting to think lefties don't understand the concept of Innocent until Proven Guilty.

That, or they've outright dejected it.

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not only are lefty big cities cesspools of crime and grime, they also breed crazy.

See exhibit A.

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