Did he call Merkel "center-right?"

Anally.

Meine dispatcher says there's a problem with deine cable.

It had to be from this week. She talks about the Georgia election.

I clicked this to go to twitter to see it and they said I muted Mark Levin's account. I definitely did not do that.

She did call Ossof and Warnock what they are: communists. Being honest about identifying the enemy is step 1.

But he's wearing a mask. Outdoors. Alone. He must care about other people.

Don't do this if you are in states like New Jersey with closed primaries. You have to be registered with a party to vote in their primary.

Dear President Trump,

I still remember watching you descend down that escalator. I glanced over at the TV and there you were, looking so dapper, with your beautiful wife Melania by your side. The two of you gracefully glided down the metal staircase like American royalty. I’ll never forget the steely look of confidence you wore on your face that day. I knew at that moment you’d be our next president.

That escalator ride changed the world.

Now, as I sit here four and half years later I struggle to find the words to properly thank you for all that you’ve done for our country and the American people.

You and your beautiful family have sacrificed so much to Make America Great Again, and I think I speak for everyone in this amazing movement that you created, when I say thank you from the bottom of our hearts for working a tireless and sometimes thankless job for free and for sacrificing your own livelihood to serve your country and the American people.

Thank you for fighting for us day after day and taking bullet after bullet for us.

Thank you for waking us up. Many of us have been asleep at the wheel for so many years and didn’t realize how corrupt our political party or our government was. Thank you for exposing the fake news media and the DC Swamp. They’re both so much faker and deeper than any of us imagined.

You put yourself in harms way for us. These globalist monsters will never stop harassing you or hunting you down, and you knew that, yet you still fought tooth and nail for us. Thank you for that, Mr. President.

Thank you for being our champion when no one else would. We’ve spent decades being lied to, cheated, and backstabbed by the people who supposedly work for us, and you were the first “politician” to keep your promises and put our needs first. We can’t thank you enough for doing that. You showed us love and loyalty, and we’ll never forget it.

Thank you for making us laugh. You not only made America Great Again, you made politics fun again. We love your humor, your common-sense observations, and the way you troll the bad guys. Thank you for showing us how to fight back and win, and have fun doing it.

You’ve inspired us to be better people, stronger patriots, and smarter warriors. You’ve shown us that it’s possible to wade into the murky swamp and take on the enemy without ever compromising who you are. Thank you for always staying true to that man who glided down the escalator. You never wavered.

And finally, Mr. President, thank you for creating this amazing, life-changing movement. You’ve united this country in a way that no other president ever has or ever could. You took us by the hand and led us down an unknown but exhilarating path filled with many lessons, victories, and beautiful memories, and we’re forever grateful.

We will carry the MAGA torch that you lit and we’ll continue lighting the way for others.

Thank you for all of this and so much more, President Trump.

We love you.

NOBODY ELECTED YOU ASSHOLE!!

AYE!

Is this guy fucking serious? Rudy Guilianni "sliced and diced" the surveillance video? Get the fuck out of here!

Was Eric Ciarmella involved here, or are there now more people whose names shall not be spoken? What's with the beeps?

I'm surprised that Tucker's election night comment that pollsters need to get real jobs and learn to hang drywall didn't become a meme. #learntodrywall. I Dropped that one on Frank Luntz a few times, but didn't get any traction.

You'll get a $500 fine if you release a balloon in the air like this in New Jersey.

It's a good thing they're machine washable and dryable.

By at least a Stacy Abrams AND Chris Christie.

I support this idea. Just make sure it doesn't end up in that shithole Philadelphia this time.

Probably more effective than telling the police.

I find your terms acceptable.

RIP & TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!

God, I hope Trump gives out his cell # again.

Turns out they were cheesing their fucking balls off.

Should have said something before it directly affected your bank account.

Is Canada going to allow you in?