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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

"We can't reproduce the results of the election night count in any of our recounts, so we're just going to go with the election night count."

Am I reading that right?

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Keiichi81 6 points ago +6 / -0

We should be so lucky to have grandkids that are actually taught the truth, and not that the "yearly Trump virus is the reason we got rid of those old dangerous freedoms after Glorious Leader Xi II saved us" as they sit in their isolated plastic bubbles reading their "Approved by the CCP" school textbooks.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's very convenient that after Trump puts the screws to China's economic dominance of the globe, this Chinese-origin novel virus suddenly appears in an election year and China does seemingly everything in their power to ensure it goes global (like locking down domestic flights, but allowing international flights out of the infected area).

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Keiichi81 13 points ago +13 / -0

Get your digital vaccine social credit certificate so you're allowed to function in society, bigot!

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the way it used to work, including multiple people from all political parties looking over every ballot before signing off on the count. Then along came COVID, the answer the Democrats' prayers. Suddenly millions of "people" were voting by mail, with their ballots being counted by computers running software made by Democrats, and poll watchers were required to sit 6 ft back behind plexiglass where they can't see anything and can't examine the ballots. We're all just supposed to take it on faith now that fraud isn't taking place, rather than having multiple systems in place to ensure it isn't.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's amazing how the incubation period for COVID fluctuates between 2 weeks and less than 24 hours depending on whatever anecdotal story the left wants to tell in order to drum up fear and justify continued infringements of our civil rights.

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Keiichi81 50 points ago +50 / -0

Remember, everyone. Seth Rich's murder was just a regular old mugging gone wrong. It's totally normal for muggers to shoot you in the back while you're walking down the street and then run off without taking any of your jewelry or money, and for the police to then confiscate your laptop as evidence and promptly lock it away for 4 years. There's nothing unusual about that, and anyone who suggests otherwise is just a deboonked conspiracy theorist.

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Keiichi81 47 points ago +49 / -2

Careful. Remember what happened to the last president who wanted to break up the intelligence agencies...

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

None of which you'll probably hear on the mainstream news tonight.

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why are our intel agencies "warning" senators about spies in their employ rather than just fucking arresting the spies?

FBI: "Well we told her five times that she had a spy with access to her official emails, but she didn't fire them. Oh well, nothing else we could do. *shrug*"

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which would seem to completely defeat the purpose of a recount.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some Minneapolis city council members should be on the city council: report

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any time these Democrat fuckers cite South Africa as some sort of example to follow, I start getting an itchy trigger finger.

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Keiichi81 10 points ago +10 / -0

Democrats for the last four years: "Assault anyone you see with a MAGA hat! If you find a Republican, you get a mob together and you drive them out! NO PEACE WHILE TRUMP IS IN OFFICE!"

Also Democrats: "Trump's hate is tearing our country apart!"

Trump: "I just wanna make America great again and bring back jobs."

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't imagine what it's like being a conservative in Portland. I mean, my career might be threatened if I was exposed as a conservative, but in Portland your fucking life is in danger if it becomes public knowledge that you support President Trump.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone explain what's going on? I've been out of it for a week and I come back and half the page is people talking about their passwords.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Work 9 months, take 3 months of summer vacation, weekends off, plenty of holidays including at least 3 separate weeks off in the fall, winter, and spring, great health benefits, great retirement benefits...all to basically babysit 25-30 kids 4 hours a day while they (especially now) watch YouTube videos and call it an education.

"Oh, we just don't get paid anywhere near enough. We're such unsung heroes."

Now, I'm sure some schools suck more than others. You couldn't pay me enough to work in some inner city prison-prep school. But a nice suburban or rural school? Fucking cake.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, fuck parents having the option of choosing what school to send their child to rather than that choice being force upon them by where they happen to live! Public schools should be the only option, and all the funding should go to public schools. Pay no attention to how they squander that funding on bullshit equity projects. <3 An authoritarian socialist in charge of raising your children for you.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

File case before election: "There's no evidence that fraud will occur. Case dismissed."

File case after election: "You should've filed before the election. Case dismissed."

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Keiichi81 23 points ago +23 / -0

hOsPitALs aRe At caPaCiTY!

Also: Hospitals are closing down all across the country because their revenue is cratering. Somehow. During a supposed pandemic where hospitals are supposedly filled to the brim. Don't ask fucking questions, you anti-science bigot! Go watch some more nurses dancing on TikTok! Such brave heroes!

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