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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden administration be like: "We're going to swing the doors wide open by force!"

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're all sick until proven healthy. Why didn't we just do that the last several thousands years? It could have saved so many lives!!!

/s

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG don't you know that vaccines don't stop people from getting viruses!?!?

"The definition changed?!" Who cares!?!? Now you'd better take your booster next year; they're already making them for the next mutation.

/s

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

The swamp 5 years ago today: "Is he really going into the White House!? Someone stop him!!! Someone find something in the law that forbids him to go in there!!! He can't be president! IT'S HILLARY'S TIME!!! IT'S HILLARY'S TIME!!!"

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"'Shall not be infringed?' Ha ha! Good one, comrade! Now face wall!"

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't the globalists say we should start being more like other countries? Looks like we have a first step...then voter ID after that...

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next bad flu season be like: "Uncancelled!!!"

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chances of dying with 2020 Covid with no preconditions: Significantly smaller than any of those numbers

Chances of dying with 2020 Covid with four or more preconditions: Higher than without preconditions, but in many cases avoidable if the person actually took care of themselves.

Chances of dying with 2022 Covid: Even smaller than both of those

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Co-workers around me are quarantining left and right because they're testing positive for Covid thanks in no small part to the city hooking everyone up with all the tests they can handle. And they all have anywhere from NO symptoms to cold symptoms at worst! And they thank the vaccine for that!!!

And there are no signs of this letting up for months when it gets warmer.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Well ACKCHUALLY you're reading it entirely wrong! First of all when large droplets come through your nose...

(15-paragraph text wall later)

...which is why everything you learned about virology before 2018 doesn't apply here."

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, because it worked so well in Soviet Russia. /s

"But we can use AI to do it!"

And the market will still move faster than the AI, which will be chiefly developed by people who don't know how economics works and manipulated to pressure people into consumer habits they don't want, can keep up with.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Totally worth it on special occasions. I get expensive top quality meat from an online vendor for holidays since I don't know any local butchers (and I'm going to fix that), and that meat is so much better than the regular supermarket stock.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same with the SXSW event coming to Austin. According to their rules you're welcome to come in if you're sneezing, coughing and draining; just so long as you took the jab. But if you're perfectly healthy and refuse to take a covid test, you can't get in.

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KekistanPM 15 points ago +15 / -0

He can't do it single handedly; he needs people like us.

Go to the polls...this time not only as a voter but as a watcher. Don't let them cheat. Don't leave the room unless you're forced at gunpoint.

Keep those Biden stickers flowing. Ask people at the supermarket why the shelves weren't empty before Biden became president.

Hammer at Branch Covidians asking why more people died from Covid under Biden's administration, why the vaccines don't stop the spread, and to cite cases where an unvaccinated person who recovered from covid also spread it.

If someone complains about an illegal taking the job of someone they know, remind them that we used to have a much more secure border.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

I used to frequent a techie news board where the comments were filled with "smart people" who claimed that skepticism was a healthy thing.

Unless "their guy" was in charge...in which case they just threw that skepticism right out the window in favor of blind faith, mental gymnastics (and "smart people" are good at mental gymnastics), copium and lies.

...and if "their guy" was not in charge...their skepticism accelerated into outright knee-jerk disbelief, grasping of criticisms and even bigger lies.

I ultimately stopped going when politics completely overwhelmed the place, and the admins shut down anonymous posting so that they could more easily censor people who didn't agree with them.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

So much this.

"We're going to reduce your spending power, divert national resources to countries that hate us and people who won't work, make it illegal for you to exercise your inalienable rights, push your employers to make you work at home or inject an experimental drug into your system, make it harder for you to buy or even find food, and hike up your gas prices. We may also take your land at some point; you only own it because we let you..

...all that comes to $4,500.00. Remit payment or face imprisonment."

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

She's probably very well versed in Communism then, too.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I can't answer that"

(Makes FOIA request)

"Fuck that."

(Goes to court)

"Here's the document you wanted...btw it's 100% redacted."

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

No precipitation coming to my area but the winds are really ramping up.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Most thingshin here don't react too well to bulletsh."

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