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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Somebody's crying! Quick, let's let them off the hook for their bad life choices!"

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's see if the footage is good enough to identify any individual agents.....for legal purposes of course.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Usually the citizens who "act out of scope" either assume room temperature, or get thrown into a gulag and later assume room temperature.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is in 2022. Technically speaking, the sun is a vaccine now. By that logic, I've been vaccinated at least several thousand times over.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone fired because of their refusal to get the jab will also be eligible for reemployment in the system.

Yes I'm sure everything will be smooth sailing when they go back to work while the administrators just welcome them with open arms.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

They weaponize everything; including the English language. They literally changed the Wikipedia definition of "definition" to have fluid meaning.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tomorrow's news probably: "14 horrific traffic accidents involving FBI agents; many of them killed by small metal debris going through head at high speed..."

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

When someone asks me what I was doing during the "great pandemic," I'll tell them I didn't lose my life by trying desperately to hold onto it. I never took the jab, I never got sick, and I moved on.

And if that person refuses to move on, I'll cite the latest CDC covid guidelines to them.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +4 / -1

I've been saying that it's going to become widely accepted around or after pedophilia is normalized. I'm guessing that it's still in the "taboo but widely practiced" phase.

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KekistanPM 17 points ago +17 / -0

"The greyhound developed an anal ulceration..."

I'm sure the greyhound just woke up one morning and all of a sudden, bam! Anal ulceration. These things just happen by themselves all the time! /s

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KekistanPM 19 points ago +19 / -0

Marital law. It means everyone has to get married.

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +13 / -0

Rush Limbaugh read a couple stories from the NYT on his show where the headline contradicted the actual story. Unfortunately it's a fact of life: Normies only read headlines, and normies think they're an expert on something after using Google for five minutes. And Redditors think they're an expert on everything just by being a Redditor.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nothing in the current incident is connected to Orange Man, so they had to grab a story from 2021 to make normies think it was all about him and his supporters somehow.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

They work for us.

They work for special interest groups, global elitists and Satanists. When you remind them that they're supposed to work for us, they usually get incensed.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to inspect every piece of coal individually...to increase our chances of saving an endangered bug that isn't actually endangered by 1.5%!!!

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Many of them destroyed our friendships, relationships, accused us of being murderers and wanted us dead. It's damn near impossible to feel any pity for them.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

No it's all thanks to raising taxes. On April 15th the coral reefs magically sensed that tax payer dollars were funding environmental initiatives and this is how they "applauded." /s

(Added the /s in case any normies thought I was being serious...I think they would actually believe this).

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left: (can't meme against Trump)

Also the left: (inspires epic Trump memes like "MAGA King" and "Nuclear Trump")

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +13 / -0

I wonder what oath they swore to...was it to defend citizens from subversives or defend subversives from citizens?

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

And providing cover for the FBI during the shootouts will be the IRS agents. Some of the agents will be so zealous that they'll be overheard shouting "My gat is gonna audit yo ass!"

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reminds me of a quote I recently read...something along the lines of "It's far easier to correct a child than to repair a man."

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plenty of time to find new reasons to keep people barricaded and scared at home between now and November.

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