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Kekistani 62 points ago +64 / -2

🎶 "Deck the halls with bowels of commies..." 🎵

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Kekistani 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the CCP agents and supporters be mad 🤷‍♂️

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Kekistani -2 points ago +4 / -6

Herro, ferrow americans. Arso, we shourd eat Japanese dogs!

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Kekistani 119 points ago +121 / -2

Trump ain't no chump

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Kekistani 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the Kekistani national anthem. An Italian song with a magical frog on its album cover

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Kekistani 11 points ago +11 / -0

Michigander in a small village. Showed up at 7am. 2 hour wait in line wrapped around block. About 1.5 hour line after I voted and left. Everyone said they'd never seen anything like it

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Kekistani 48 points ago +49 / -1

True. Half of Florida's population is Michiganders who flee the winter cold.

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Kekistani 5 points ago +5 / -0

given Bill Gates's Covid 19 and Covid 21 vaccines with Luciferase biomarkers against your will. Forced to quarantine in camps while your country is systematically gutted and dismantled.

The New Zealand quarantine camps was their plan for all of us until we threw Trump in their way

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Kekistani 3 points ago +3 / -0

What does the tattoo say?

Follow Your Pie?

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Kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does one sleep on either of those drugs, though?

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Kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

He altered his Twitter from "is" owner of drudgereport.com to "was" and posted something showing competitor news sites growing

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Kekistani 11 points ago +11 / -0

Interdimensional shapeshifting child molesters won't be turning that frog gay.

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Kekistani 17 points ago +17 / -0

Mexico takes the taco. I believe Canada would take the poutine.

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Kekistani 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rule #2 - Double Tap

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Kekistani 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sums up where we're at in 2020. Pretty sure they're planning on making this go hot, just like last time.

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Kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent point. Was thinking of taping a Kleenex to my nose and letting it dangle. That covers the nose and mouth, but fishnet sounds more comfortable.

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Kekistani 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need to review the executive order, but if the article reflects the order then it really doesn't change the status quo, other than masks are required outdoors in crowded areas (whatever that means)

She technically has no authority to extend the emergency, and she's operating in a legal grey area. sheriffs will continue to exercise their own discretion. since she closed bars, this will help make up for lost tax revenue. I believe she considers arrests and criminal charges a bad legal move.

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