Whoa no one said anything about underage foot hookers

His ex handler

This could single handled end 99% of all Japanese sushi restaurants that are just chyna asshoes pretending to be Japanese.

I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things are coming. Good things

Shouldn't the guy holding the stick be labeled tom cruise

This post wouldn't be valid till after inauguration, and we know Sleepy Joe isn't getting signed in so he's safe.

Lin: I'm well within my rights to disembowel you where you stand Brad Raffensperger.

I feel like teds face should be on that mannequin.

I expected moar helicopters

The answer my friend is blow -ing up in the wind. Probaly on a highway near two other vehicles.

“I mean, you got the first African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man,” - Biden told the reporter.