"I could have gotten away with it but ya'll racist"

Homie, that's his gun safe.

WhAt'S iN tHe BoooX?

"Our Democracy"

Excuse me while I start scouring the Bee for stock predictions.

Civilian fishing vessel: 0

Chinse coast guard: 1.5

The .5 is friendly fire.

Jill Biden letting the BBC's in DC know her husband isn't home

Don't forget to add subtleties in there, too. Maybe adjust your pants zipper while discussing abortion. Or lick your lips while discussing Chinese slave labor.

Crisco or peanut oil?

Just wait until you discover there are like 17 2a sanctuary counties in Oregon that won't spend public resources enforcing the NFA.

Never concede an inch

Don't forget promo code KANE for 57% off (think it was 57) Promo code TOP133 for 57% off and an extra 2 pillows with the purchase of a mattress topper.

Bought a shit load of these pillows already.

CCP disinformation to discredit the Pfizer vaccine.

Edit: to the glowies disliking this, no American only jerks off once per day. It's either 3 times per day or 1 time every 3 days.

Who the fuck buys ice cream from China? Bet it's made from Uyghur milk.

Pretty sure Nancy Pelosi tucks her wiener.