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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

The leech is back for more!

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KilroyJCNJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Green great dragons” is perfectly valid, as long as you are comparing them to other- colored great dragons, or to green (or other-colored) lesser dragons.

😂🤣😂

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep - I had to travel 30 miles to use a clean (as in pleasantly hygienic) Internet lounge for that!

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KilroyJCNJ 15 points ago +17 / -2

My first pager was one of the rechargeable ones that all it did was beep, and you had to call the central “page” number for the message of who to ACTUALLY call.

I do NOT miss being “on-call”. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 33 points ago +35 / -2

Back in my Barfly days, “my” barstool was the last one down the bar right next to the pay phone.

It was always fun answering and saying “He’s Not Here” and then getting a free beer from “Not Here” 🤣😂🤣. Saved a lot of money for just a little work!

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KilroyJCNJ 63 points ago +65 / -2

And keeping a dime under the insole of your shoes, “just in case”. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am old enough to remember when having a Hayes 14.4 and a 100 meg hard drive made you King Cat on the block. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Incidents and accidents

Hints and allegations

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KilroyJCNJ 13 points ago +13 / -0

I sent —— multiple times—— to GEOTUS and various underlings that they should add a 50% “Service Fee” to all outgoing remittances. . . Hell - even a 10% fee would have financed The Wall!

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just give me the can of sizzled onions and let me set on the couch munching them like potato chips while watching Babes In Toyland and we’re all good 😂🤣😂

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

If green bean casserole was on there it would have been a tough choice. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fear!

FEAR!

FEAR!!!!!!!!

-yawn-

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KilroyJCNJ 53 points ago +53 / -0

Thankful that we paid off our house, and just sold our business and got out from under that note too.

Debt- free FTW!!!!!

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