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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

The funny thing is turkeys, like chickens, are capable of flight. Just not sustained flight. Wild turkeys will roost in trees at night, and they fly up into the trees.

Even commercial birds would survive a helicopter drop just fine, as long as they are not some ridiculous size.

FROZEN turkeys from a helicopter are another matter entirely

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KilroyJCNJ 11 points ago +11 / -0

The grass-fed/grass finished Angus beef from the local farms is, by definition, ”plant-based”

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

JAN: You Die. Horribly and unnecessarily

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KilroyJCNJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Accidentally”

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KilroyJCNJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude, hang it there!

Alright, that may have been a poor choice of words. . .

At the very least, you don’t want to start voting for Democrats, do you?

And you KNOW you want to see what happens next. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heaven don’t want him and Hell’s afraid he’ll take over. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Embrace the Healing Power of AND

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct.

And before you knock down a fence, it is important to know why the fence was built in the first place. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 10 points ago +10 / -0

“New” does not automatically mean “Good”

hey - did you get the new booster shot?

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KilroyJCNJ 13 points ago +13 / -0

The engineer is never compelled to change the spark plugs. . .

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +4 / -1

I had a 1970 AMC Ambassador Station Wagon, that stretched from here to Hoboken, and the visibility was FANTASTIC.

You can hide entire tractor trailers in the A-pillars of a new vehicle when the angle is right.

BuT mUh RoLLoVeR pRoTeCtIoN!!

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’ll shoot your eye out

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