Every day was like Christmas morning for me these last few months. I would go down the stairs and there was a whole bunch of presents waiting for me to open.
And Joy!
But today feels like I'm coming down those stairs and instead of presents there is Uncle Benny doped up on Meth and Crack and he's opened all my presents and used them for sexual acts on his STD laden prostitute girlfriend.
I hate Uncle Benny.
It's going to take a few days for me to process what just happened. My joy and happiness has been squashed between the butt cheeks of Aunt Helen.
Damn you, Covid. You took my life and meaning in an instant. What will I do...
I've been going off on the Health Department here in Washington. Then they came back with: Are You An Expert?
I was a Nuclear Biological Chemical Warfare Specialist with Recon credential, a Respiratory Therapist who taught Isolation Policies and Protocols for numerous hospitals, wrote the Policies and Protocols for Antibiotic Resistant TB patients that almost every single hospital in the US uses, did Mask fitting, actually ran numerous training missions where we practiced a biological infection in a small town and how to Isolate, Identify, Contain, and Quarantine... Yeah, I'm an expert, you are doing it wrong, and this is going to backfire.
I even went to the City Council Meeting and told them exactly, "You have three weeks before people begin to give you the finger and tell you to go screw yourselves. After that it's going to explode. You are doing it wrong. You are all doing it wrong. This isn't going to work."
Fuck it. What the hell do I know...
Right about this point in our time line I am 100% alright saying, "Fuck it. It's every man for himself."
Lock and Load let's head on down to Portland.
These dumbasses don't have a clue that the only thing that is keeping them alive at this stage is that same blue line they are protesting against. Idiots.
Fucking dumbass. Guaranteed he was raised by a single mom who cared more about getting a crack fix than feeding her son.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
I'm having trouble finding information about RBG advocating for infanticide and lowering the age of consent to 12. If you could help me finding where she actually advocated for this and not just someone writing that she did I would appreciate it a whole bunch. It could red pill quite a few people.
It's not ObamaGate... It's ObamaCoupAttempt.
Gotta say I was pretty shocked that the guy even asked Biden those question especially with it being on HBO...
Fuck it. I know we're in a simulation now and the parents 7 year old just got onto the computer.
If only it was 3 fingers.
They don't need Anti - Depressants.
They need a Trump Torpedo with Tabasco sauce.
Extra spicy!
Another reason why being on the Trump Train is better than being on the Downer Debbie's Democrat Dementia laden Daewoo... No hidin Biden here. This train has no brakes. Let's get us another Supreme Court pick!
What a pathetic piece of shit.
We just lost the best cat I ever owned. The little guy had an amazing loving personality, would talk, and was super smart. Just wanted pets all the time. Some loser let their dog roam the street and it got into my backyard and killed my good boy. All the little dude wanted to do was sit in the garden on the thyme plant and sniff catnip for a couple of hours before coming back in.
Cats can be the most amazing loving animals in the world. There is a hole in our house now that was filled by him.
The Left can have Rainbows but they'll have to yank the catnip from my dead cold hand.
Yep, dead dead. I wished they would have gotten him alive so he could have ratted out his comrades.
Got a link for us?
Yep, needs to have the words added to the picture.
I would take a template.
The medias uncaring attitude towards those who have been murdered in these last few months is bullshit.
There should have been a pause to recognize their deaths and a moment to say a prayer for the families for those who would do so and a pause for those like myself to wish the perpetrators of those who would cause such harm to the innocents of this earth unending suffering and torment to the very end of their days here on earth.
I think it was brilliant. Got everyone hyped up and then comes out with this. The left has actually been repugnant as usual with some blatantly calling out to cancel her and others like the New York Times besmirching her character.
Meanwhile, he has managed to stealthy get illegal voting back into the topic and also helped shore up suburban women votes.
It was a pretty brilliant tactic and I can't believe it took President Trump to see the opportunity that presented itself that any President could have taken.
I haven't gone south but the North is absolutely stunning.
It is right as you enter the town. It is like one of those Welcome To... signs. I was like, "Idaho is based." No bullshit mask crap. No pussies. Feels like it did before all this Covid crap. Idaho is quickly becoming my goto place to hang out.
BlackBearsLivesMatter
Here is my story: At the beginning of all this crap mask wearing was (most still is optional) optional and about 1/4th of the people are wearing them. I was a NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) Specialist and a Respiratory Therapist who has trained and taught isolation policies and protocols and even wrote one back in 1997 for antibiotic TB isolation protocols for a Hospital that was on the border.
So, fuck it. I know wearing those stupid ass cloth masks isn't going to do jack shit and all the businesses that are open are not doing crap to protect people by putting a person at the door doing temperature checks. I'm not wearing a fucking useless mask to virtue signal how great I am.
This old lady is standing at the aisle and she is buying earbuds at the Rite Aid counter. She went to the one place where people who are going to be sick will congregate to buy ear buds because they were on sale (for like $2.00 off or something) and she is saying this crap in front of me. I don't give two shits she is buying earbuds though. Her life not mine but she keeps looking at me giving me bad looks.
I buy my stuff. Walking out, she is sitting in this dumpy ass minivan that has seen better days, talking on the phone, she's staring straight at me, and says to the person on the phone something like, "People who don't wear masks are assholes." Something like that not exactly but in the ballpark.
I stop, stare directly at her, and then slowly bring up both my hands in slow motion and then do the double middle finger fling at her and say, "Go suck a dick bitch."
You would think I had hit her or something the way she acted. Flung herself back, fumbled her phone, started screaming, yelling for somebody... I was like, Jesus lady. It was two middle fingers and you being told to go suck a dick. I head towards my truck and she is trying to open her shitty ass dented minivan door but can't. All dramatic and crap.
I open my truck door and about to get in and she has finally managed to get out and is pointing at me yelling.
I'm like, Here have another.
I do the slow motion double middle finger fling at her again and she howls like a dog that has been kicked. I started laughing at that point. She throws her phone, it breaks, and that makes me laugh even more.
I start my truck and she's tossing shit at me. Like all her crap in her purse is being scattered across the parking lot. So, I back up, run over a bunch of it, and she loses her shit. She's shaking her fist at me, tossing more crap, and people are standing there watching. So, I wave at them, shrug my shoulders, and drive off.
About a week later my wife comes in holding this purse and she goes, "Why is there a purse in the back of the truck?"
I got her purse too, guys.
I got her purse and you know what?
I donated it to the Salvation Army.
I'm seeing a pattern here. One Reagan Justice who dissented from the opinion of the two Obama Justices.
"fucking shit head" would work