He got his rig stuck in a basement...

Dead people have no feels.

Mitch helped build the fucking thing!

Without pay.

Trick is, 40% of singers don't finish the song.

Okay, next time we'll post a picture of Maxine Waters.

Every military person on the peninsula was on alert for 'accidents' from either side. The fact that Trump has balls heavier than neutron stars and the bright smile of a type O are the only reasons nothing happened that day.

You mean buying more arms and ammunition with my own money?

Molon labe

Still less fake than Joe's 'impromptu press event'...

"For the LULz!"

FACT: Both of you ( u/cnn_can_dox_my_balls & u/wwwchae) are fucking idiots for just putting 'FACT:' infront of a statement as it doesn't verify the claim as such

EVIDENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU HAVE IT!?

Depends on the color of your skin, I guess.

Dump them all back in Mexico and tell the mexican government to stop letting these chucklfucks from passing through their country.

I always thought his face was punchable, mask or no-mask...

Illegal ALIENS, you dumb fucking shits!

Biden was filmed on a green screen set, the background and the microphones are added in post which is why there's artifacting around his hands as he walks and he clips over the microphones.

I refuse.

• No diaper on your face

I know it's a joke but it needs to die a violent fiery death...

Deployment queens: females who are average at best at home station but become 'desirable' in the field cause of the M/F ratio. Usually sent home early due to suddenly turning up pregnant.

40% chance per year.

Sadly, my mother and grandmother invalidated my and my uncle's Trump votes... Thankfully, we made sure my dead grandfather didn't vote for the Potato.

You think they pay taxes?

https://apnews.com/article/57a1fd1e2df84cfdb2fc51375815444f