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KravMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

The realization that flipping off "their enemy" will be the most meaningful contribution they make in their pitiful little lives.

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KravMaga 16 points ago +16 / -0

Can you say premeditated?

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KravMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

We don’t watch sports so we don’t give a shit

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KravMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah on CNN. I’m sure the questions will be very fair.

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KravMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only man on the planet who’s ever almost died from hair transplant surgery gone wrong.

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KravMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes Nancy. The president doesn't believe in "facts."

Unlike you fuckfaces, who believe that motorcycle crashes and bullets to the head are corona deaths, men can be women, Kavanaugh is a rapist because of uncorroborated 40 year old claims but Tara Reade is lying despite filing a police report and having witnesses, walls don't work, bombing federal courthouses is peaceful, asking about Joe Biden's crimes in Ukraine is impeachable but the actual crimes are fine, abortion isn't murder, and the climate crisis means the world will end in the year 2000. I mean 2010. I mean 2014. No, 2021. Err, 2028. Definitely 2032.

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KravMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s the homepage banner for YouTube. They sell one a day and are usually booked months in advance. They were $250k a day last time I ordered one for a client in 2017.

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KravMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your ex sounds like a closeted fag who will be banging some 55 year old married guy in a week. No loss.

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KravMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't? They don't want to.

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KravMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Power vacuum. Muslim extremists seize power. Same as the bullshit “Arab spring.”

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KravMaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Says someone who will never be able to afford a lawn.

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KravMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was two polar bears at 1AM. They assaulted the black bear who was coming back from a late night beehive and shouted "This is a MAGA forest" before slapping the sticker on and dropping a bear trap around his neck.

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KravMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just identify as short and you’ll be fine! Or attend a BLM riot. The virus doesn’t strike those.

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