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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would just pump out "killing in the name of" over and over on a bunch of loud speakers until these morons got as sick of that song as I was when it came out.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Land mines would fix this.

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KungPaoMcChicken -1 points ago +1 / -2

How fat to you need to be to shop at Costco? Asking for a friend obviously. I only ever see fat lardasss in giant people movers shopping there.

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KungPaoMcChicken 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should in future have a pin code on the drop box which aligns with the code on the envelope. And then it takes a picture of your face as you drop it off. And that ties into the actual voters registration so that next time people can be prosecuted.

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KungPaoMcChicken 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have one question. If any of these mules decided not to take their phone to each drop box. Untraceable. You think this documentary will cause them to cheat without their phone?

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had two kids that had open heart surgery. The recommendation was to fatten them because it would increase survival rate. I tell you, I squeezed so much titty milk it's not funny. Manually and using a hand pump. My hands started to suffer. The edges of my fingers had micro cuts that hurt.

People who say they are struggling with producing enough milk just aren't dedicated enough to the task. This is my guide. Number one, express milk after feeding, get every drop out. Express every 3 hours, even during the night. Wake up. Rofl. I had so much insomnia it's not funny. She got to sleep, but damn it if I wasn't manually hand pumping titties during the night.

I remember us staying at her parents house, they were simply useless during our struggle, they had no clue how it went.

Now, to tell you how pissed off we were the moment we found out the hospital was being useless. Every day they would complain about not having enough milk and "can we use formula?", So the day our first came home, the milk room had 20 frozen bottles. Staff simply weren't ordering the milk that was there.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Planned parenting is such a nonsense description. The best time to have kids is that moment when a dude finally starts getting laid after years of Mrs Palmer. When you get a taste for bareback cream pies, that's when you end up with 3 kids and child support. Sad but true.

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does she have a really black sister accent?

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I read that line, I definitely thought of Hank Hill. I was right :)

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

What does time travel and woodchippers / shredders have in common? My autism, that's what.

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm actually writing a book about revenge. I worked in a recycling centre processing IT equipment. And they decided to shred lithium batteries. So my revenge story involves putting the owner into the shredder. It feels good to write it. But it's also cringe. I'm autistic so there's also time travel in there.

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KungPaoMcChicken 0 points ago +1 / -1

You want them to struggle dude, you don't want anyone going into the shredder, who hasn't expended all their energy trying to prevent it. You only want them to go in after they become completely defeated in the struggle. But legs first is just a terrible idea because they will prop the legs in a way the arms can't.

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KungPaoMcChicken 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha. I was writing a book about someone ending up in a large shredder. And what I went for was head first, and I had the victim grabbing onto the opening to stop it. And two guys grabbing him and trying to feed him in from a conveyor. And what I was going for was a struggle. The struggle is the best bit. You go feet first the legs are too strong. You can really jam them into the walls and stop yourself going in.

But I figure you would have to really punch and shove someone arms first in. What's better about this situation is they would see the first part of their limbs making contact.

You might be struggling for 10 minutes, but in my story I actually had the machine jam up after the head goes in. They end up stuck feet dangling out of it. And you go for bits of bone flesh and dripping blood pooling out below.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because they had a bunch of Biden only batches they knew they could pull out once they knew how many times to push them through over and over to win.

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scorpion at the southern border. "Come over here", upper cut back over the wall.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon would smack AOC around worse then Amber Heard.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Today - smashing pumpkins, but the video is a dude hauling around a woodchipper down the streets of Chicago. Instead of paint, it's the blood of a thousand commies. Anyone feel like making such a video? I'm full of good ideas like this.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gee you know, were killing all the chickens, perhaps we won't have a job tomorrow? Oh no, the boss will just order another 5 million from the sperm bank. A giant chicken in a lab will have a giant cum hard and 5 million tiny baby chickens will explode out of the tip of it's gigantic chicken penis.

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a boss who had a no indigenous policy. Then one day he fires a meth head. First day the dude disappears for 2 hours. Turns out the boss is simply just a fuckwit who can't pick good workers. He turns down a guy with good experience just cos he's Indian or Pakistani. Man, I hated that guy. Him and his light mafia suits.

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