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KungPaoMcChicken 7 points ago +8 / -1

If I get Covid, I am going to go down to the shops and buy 24 tall cans of (insert alcohol) and cokes. Lock the front door and endure my fate with alcoholism. Then if I die, I will die enjoying life. Porn and maybe some weed?

I don't want to be one of those limp dick Tom Hanks mother fuckers on a ventilator. Nurse coming in once a day to see if your dead yet so she can free up the bed.

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KungPaoMcChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

One day your driving your friends to work and shit, delivering water, and the next your car is becoming the triggering point of a large propane fireball killing 7 children. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

White people are incapable of deliberately writing like that. i try and you can tell. I will be like 8 mile nigga.

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude should open up a training facility in how to defend yourself against the neo liberal scum infecting inner cities. Hero to all.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

I respect a woman who cares about a dudes swollen testicles. Not many women these days care. Swollen testicles is the story of my life. Imagine a stephen king movie about a guy who needs to perpetually masturbate or his balls will explode. Thats my life, gotta unleash like that Soulfly song.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

You arent anti vax until someone you know has swollen testicles.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Australia has mandatory voting, something like 83%. We have postal voting. Most people prefer to vote in person because its super fast. Every school turns into a voting venue.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

How exactly is it harder to count mail in votes? Fuck off!

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id fucking send them to Alaska, put them on a no fly list. Good luck.

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KungPaoMcChicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mr T cracking some Antifa skulls?

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take the return envelope and drop it in the post box. Waste their time.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

In Victoria, you aren't allowed to change a lightbulb in a business without an electrician licence. So every business has long life lights.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many people you giving covid to at the beach.

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KungPaoMcChicken 1 point ago +2 / -1

Be like jabbing my dick with the vax before ramming it home in some AOC liberal nutcase. "Here's your booster shot bitch". She's like "all my dudes need to stab themselves in the dick".

If getting stabbed in the dick is the price of no rubber admission, sign me up!

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KungPaoMcChicken 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly, this is pretty much the paranoia at play here. That Trump would something reckless. Isn't that really the job though? Like the job of the president is literally to invade other countries and drop nukes.

These people are playing out a "light of other days" scenario where by people are worried by how people will view them in the future. This really is social media's fault.

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump 2024 is gonna be exciting. You think the primaries gonna be rigged.

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