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KuzoKevin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does anyone at the WH have a copy of the Constitution?

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KuzoKevin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know people like this. They scare me.

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

That didn't take long.

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KuzoKevin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thanks, Pede.

I got the Clotty Johnson out of necessity. This is how I'll announce it to friends and family.

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KuzoKevin 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think most people here on TDW were much better informed about the GA run-off than most Georgians. My bad.

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KuzoKevin -2 points ago +1 / -3

I got the vaccine for one reason only. To see and hug my Grandson again.

His mother is a difficult woman.

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KuzoKevin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Our biggest problem is that too many people will embrace it here.

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KuzoKevin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spot on.

Dave Chapel as the blind white supremacist is absolutely brilliant.

I love it when "victims" argue that they aren't.

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got pulled over back in my college days. I stepped out of the car and said to the cop - "I am absolutely shit-faced. Tow my car and put me in a cell. If you ask me to walk a straight line, I'm going to fall into oncoming traffic."

That cop probably rescued my life and the lives of others on the road that night.

My arresting officer showed up in court and fucking vouched for me. I didn't resist arrest, he said. I was very compliant and did my own fingerprints after his attempts got them all smudged.

I made a pot of coffee at 3:00 AM, asking "Do you mind? - and we shot the shit until my room mate showed up to pick me up.

I drink, but I haven't driven drunk since. That cop in Upstate NY did me huge favor by pulling me over.

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not at all. It tastes like beef. The point is it's not Grade-A sirloin.

Don't imagine what's in it. Just try it.

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