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KuzoKevin 6 points ago +6 / -0

You missed your exit. That thread is two exits behind this one.

Make a left at the stop sign, cross over the highway and take your first right back on to Patriots.win.

If your GPS isn't working, pull over and use the search function.

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KuzoKevin 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a transgender Armenian/Hispanic confined to a wheel-chair, who's engaged to a very wealthy Nigerian Prince, I find that comment very hurtful.

As-Salam-u-Alaikum.

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KuzoKevin 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm in permanent time-out on Twitter for calling someone a "pansy ass", I can't upload to YouTube anymore, FB has blocked some of my posts or labeled them as misleading, and I've been down-voted here on TDW many, many times.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

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KuzoKevin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I sometimes wonder who will be my guards in the Gulag.

Crack a smile, fuck-tard.

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry. I got hung up on "not a fag".

We all know The Duke was not buried face down.

My bad.

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KuzoKevin 5 points ago +5 / -0

You so funny.

You make-a me raff.

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KuzoKevin 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love the man, but I don't think he'd be a good host...what with being dead for a bit.

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KuzoKevin 26 points ago +26 / -0

Imagine Milo, the conservative, reformed faggot, as host.

You may be onto something.

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KuzoKevin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think Pinochet might have come up with a better punch line.

Lighten up a little, Fren.

In a world full of helicopters, life is a true gift.

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

"But I'm not mowing a lawn where no one can see me. I'm driving my coal powered Prius on the highway!"

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and some brother did something .... with the goat.

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KuzoKevin 13 points ago +13 / -0

This gives me hope and sends a YUGE message to lefties and the MSM.

We'd rather have a good laugh at your expense than take you fuckers seriously.

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got the Clotty Johnson shot, and I've had a massive erection for a month.

I'm pushing 60, and I'm getting invites from younger women for dates just walking my dog in town when they see the perm-erection.

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KuzoKevin 2 points ago +2 / -0

And white people weren't killing each other.

No victims.

Have some fucking fun!

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KuzoKevin 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best baby mamas!

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KuzoKevin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huge Kek!

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