Where do I sign up?

Didn't you mean to say the "First Revolutionary War"?

I tend to agree, Lester. You listen to my side, and we'll ignore yours.

Trudeau is an idiot, but Xi is a genius. Releasing and/or capitalizing on the ChiCom Flu will be seen as the great geo-political move of the last 100 years.

How can the West complain of forced incarceration of Uighurs when Canada does the same thing?

I give her credit for being reasonably fair. Most would have excused Bill the same way they have excused Rapey Joe.

1. Afghanistan.
2. Vietnam

We are awake. The election was stolen. The same people who stole the election are now in power to make laws and appoint judges who will decide questions regarding the propriety of future elections. The corrupt actors will not stop. We are finished.

Be careful what you wish for. This means that pregnant Navy and Air Force personnel do not have to be removed from theater. Remember the Love Boat from the Gulf War? As soon as the shooting started, the women got knocked up and were removed from the ships.

I have no problem with the wall around the Capitol, except the National Guard should be on the outside facing in.

Buttigieg agrees to take one (or a dozen) for the team.

The Man is a force of Nature. Earth, air, fire, water... and TRUMP!

Hogg is a pillow expert. He's bitten them all.

Hogg has bitten a lot of pillows. He's an expert.

Be careful. Hogg may be a pillow expert. I'll bet he's bitten the finest.

Trump is the President. Slow Joe is the resident.

TRUMP is OUR PRESIDENT. Xiden is only the resident.

Henceforth we may only refer to it as the "Yellow Peril".

It's not xenophobic because 1) Slow Joe can't spell it, and 2) it's racist. You can have one from Column A....

Get a My Pillow.

I do. How else can you explain the last minute switch on nObama care?

Uh oh. I see a -- garage pull! Let's send the FBI to investigate.

I'm telling you this is Dred Scott 2.0. They think they came up with a decision that will quell the storm, but they were wrong. Both times.

The decision in Texas v. Pennsylvania, or as we call it, Dred Scott II, The Sequel.

Sorry, I don't see anything good coming out of California.

This is most likely a truthful statement, It is both a comedy and a tragedy.