This parrot is deceased. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it'd be pushing up the daisies.
"Who won?"
"Trump. Trump won."
"Is he gonna cancel my gender reassignment surgeries?"
"I'm sorry, Paulina, we'll find a way somehow."
"But dad--"
"It's MOM"
"But mom, I told you I'm having second thoughts."
"That's perfectly natural, pumpkin. We're still going thru with your gelding, somehow."
"Da--Mom? I've joined dot win."
"Pack your bags, you rotten ingrate."
We have the best underrated comments, folks.
And communism.
The last of the food mascot chefs after the tragic passing of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.
Holy shit. My wife's boyfriend came into my room to bring me a plate of cum and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my wife's bull but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he getting better? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he had a severe cough and fever???? This is so fucked.
Maybe Jill will show up to debate tonight?
From Notorious RBG to Glorious ACB!
Ever been to a caucus, you lying dog faced pony soldier?
Nice work, pede.
Wolf does gun ASMR.
Giant butt balloons as far as the eye can see! It's awful, really.
My one year old helped with this part:
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
A champion for the rights of men
To talk young girls into sex and then, abortions
Statutory coverups for generations
Let us drink another toast
You left us when we needed you most
Let them eat gefilte fish.
You so loved the Constitution
You shelved it for your dying wish:
A 4-4 deadlock and red revolution.
Come on, man!
I admit it's a longshot but Bernie still might win!
WearAMask
FuckTrump
Impeach45
NotMyPresident
Biden2020
BlackLivesMatter,#BLM
I like this lady, but I can't believe she plugged her candy store by saying "we sell retro shit."
New York state's expensive as hell.
Pedos need the death penalty and any pol trying to soften the law should be exiled.
It's at 1:19:50 if Youbetube dumps you at the wrong spot. Worth another view if you don't recall.
Space Force ought to pick him up and question him at Guantanamo-by-the-Moon.
As the Chi-coms would say, prease crap.